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Don't trash Americana
It's the music genre that gets the most hate, but has the fans that will beat your a** the most.
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Oblivious handyman gets hit on
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Someone's a witch!
GASP! What a twist.
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After you die it's just Carl
Bring some glow sticks, get into heaven.
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My friend has a ponytail, is that ok?
They're better than man buns, that's for sure.
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New roommate
Whoa, this roomie is a total ladies' man!
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There's Jack for that
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When your rich friends get broken up with
Professional BFF for hire looking for a wealthy BFF employer.
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When everything is off brand
I heard 'That' was way scarier than 'It.'
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Jokes aren't jokes anymore
You can only make jokes about people in your own group.
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The perfect resume doesn't exi...
Taking mushrooms really should count as an experience, IMO.
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Happy Monday!
The weekends are for crying and having break downs. Come Monday, it's time to get your sh*t together.
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No scary drawings policy
Teachers do not get paid enough to babysit your demon spawn.
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When she walks in on you getting out of the shower
Get the camera ready, ladies!
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Relationship with my Doctor
Going to the doctor can be nerve-wrecking—gotta clench that butthole…