Just when you thought that this Saturday couldn't get any better, we come at you with one of the cutest cat listicles you have ever seen. We started this Caturday, of course, with a new collection of cat memes, so we got the humor side of Caturday done. Now… we are entering the criminal portion of the day. Oh yes, if you thought this collection of cute kittens was about to be awwdorable, you were wrong. This collection is full of tiny criminals - illegally small fluffballs that will grow up to be the rulers of the entire universe.
Every single week, we present to you a new collection of tiny criminals. These kittens may be small, but they are fierce. They have sharp murderpaws, they have teefs for days, and even their tiny ears and nails are dangerous- because they steal our hearts with their cuteness, and we can be nothing other than their victims.
In addition to the crimes already committed by this kitten - i.e. being too small, being too cute, loafing so purrfectly at such a young age - we would like to add another crime. Her ears are too big for her head. We refuse to hear arguments. She must serve time for this crime - 3 consecutive hours of cuddling with us. That's the punishment, and we will accept nothing else.
Now, this is just outrageous. This is simply a heinous crime. Not only is this kitten pawdorable and tiny, not only are her ears appropriately sized in their tininess, she dares cuddle this tiny bunny in this manner. Absolute outrage. She should be cuddling us instead. We see a future of crime for this one like no other.
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