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People Offer Funny Ways To Upgrade Friendship Levels In Adulthood (Twitter Thread)

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    Font - rax skifree monster fetishist’ king @RaxKinglsDead i don't know how to promote someone from 'pleasant acquaintance' to 'friend.' is there a form we fill out? where's the nearest notary public 5:47 PM · Feb 8, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone

    The first thing about promoting a friend is seeing if they're even interested in a promotion. Of course, there are pros to getting upgraded as a friend, but there are also cons, such as being able to put up with us when we're being our worst selves or being for us during the most challenging times. The pros of a deeper friendship generally outweigh the cons, so we're assuming the person we're interested in promoting will be equally interested in our offer. The Cheezcake team recommends going out to happy hour with the friend of interest, getting totally wasted, and then spilling your deepest, darkest secrets to one another. Then you're tied together for life. 

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    Font - "Delbert Fradenburg" @break_things Replying to @RaxKinglsDead Little kids absolutely have it right with the marching up to someone, confidently grabbing their hand and announcing that the person is now their friend. No argument, we're besties, we make mud castles together and poke cool things with sticks. 5:52 PM · Feb 8, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone

    The older we get, the more we believe that little kids have had it figured out all along. There's so many things about childhood that we lost overtime, and we seriously need to bring the golden days back. Kids really just go up to kids they've never seen before and decide that they're best friends because they're wearing similar sweaters that day. They can also be doing anything silly together and  have a great time no matter what. We miss that innocence so much, and we would love to bring it back to our lives again. The first step is approaching adult friendships as if we're kids again. 

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    Font - Sam Tarly's Fat Pink Mast ... @AWESOMEBILL59 Replying to @break_things and @RaxKinglsDead Earlier this school year, my 5 y/o came home and a said he now had a girlfriend. When asked how that happened, he said "she came up to me and said I was her boyfriend" 8:13 PM · Feb 8, 2022 · Twitter for Android
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    Font - everybody's dad @albert_is ... Replying to @RaxKinglsDead It was easier when we were kids because you'd just see the same people all the time. We need to find the adult equivalent of being in the same math class 5:50 PM · Feb 8, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - Megan J TJ @MeganTheePony woueSTRA ... $1.99 ach 2 Pigs for $3.7 Replying to @RaxKinglsDead Ask them to help you move a dead body. They'll either promote themselves or prove themselves unworthy of promotion. (Or maybe don't listen to my advice on making friends idk) 2:16 AM · Feb 9, 2022 · Twitter for Android
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    Font - nathan branham @naynaybranham Replying to @RaxKinglsDead For guys we give them a ball tap. Painful initiation into friendship but after they flick you back you're solid. 2:21 AM · Feb 9, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - Hirstute Therapsid @Russdaren Replying to @RaxKinglsDead You call them up drunk rambling about something. 6:24 PM · Feb 8, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - Flowers for Algorithm @FlwrsFrAlgrthm Replying to @RaxKinglsDead You send them one of those popcorn tins that has cheddar, caramel, and some ungodly third option that no one in their right mind wants to eat 5:38 AM · Feb 9, 2022 · Twitter for Android
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    Font - JB ... @MichaelBinkley_ Replying to @RaxKinglsDead It auto-upgrades after the first time one of you drops the other off at the airport. 6:41 PM · Feb 8, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Rectangle - xanax in a cinnabon (ali) ... @xanabon Replying to @RaxKinglsDead You have to do a ceremony with a Spirit Stick I think 6:14 PM · Feb 8, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Rectangle - Mx Havisham TODAY SATAN ... @angrylilghost Replying to @RaxKinglsDead Split a @fourloko one night. Friends forever 3:56 AM · Feb 9, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Font - Rodian Romanovich Raskolnikov Was Right @RodyaWasRight ... Replying to @RaxKinglsDead There's this bar where I sing at open mics and this other dude who sings there just invited me to his wedding and told me to perform the ceremony and I'm like... that's a lot of responsibility 5:15 AM · Feb 9, 2022 · Twitter Web App

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