Funny Tweets To Help Forget About Everything For A Second

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    Font - deep vein himbosis @markydoodoo ... i just want to say i'm disappointed in modern architecture and iť's distinct lack of gargoyles 1:53 PM · 2022-02-15 · Twitter for iPhone 154 Retweets 2 Quote Tweets 829 Likes
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    Rectangle - GirlLover69 @KingOflronyBros Getting tickled The illusion.. No, I'm not ticklish" "Yeah, I'm ticklish" ...of free choice. 3:06 PM · 2022-02-12 · Twitter for iPhone 1,793 Retweets 73 Quote Tweets 25K Likes
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    Font - Hanna Ljungholm @hanmanhanman Our system is shit. I'm 24 and only have two years left on my moms health insurance. Then, I have to find a new mother 10:28 AM · 2022-02-03 · Twitter for iPhone 10.2K Retweets 388 Quote Tweets 184K Likes
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    Font - Font - rin @rinkara I know a lot of younger folks are afraid of aging out of your hobbies and interests when you reach your 30s but what you really should be afraid of is acid reflux 8:58 PM · 2022-02-06 · Twitter for Android 8,958 Retweets 1,160 Quote Tweets 43.7K Likes
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    Font - World - Jhonny * @JhonnyWhite69 bro when i said i like it rough, i aint mean my entire life 6:21 PM · 2022-02-06 · Twitter for iPhone 24K Retweets 1,031 Quote Tweets 132K Likes
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    Font - Font - @CodeineFridge wish my metabolism worked as fast as my anxiety 2:00 PM · 2022-02-07 · Twitter for iPhone 31.7K Retweets 1,044 Quote Tweets 167K Likes
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    Font - Font - Ryan A @ryanposting I hate it when shit is unbeknownst to me 6:54 PM · 2022-02-07 · Twitter Web App 784 Retweets 6 Quote Tweets 5,820 Likes
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    Font - Font - connor Wood @fibulaa Really want to share some exciting news with everybody! Don't have any right now but can’t wait to do that at some point 2:27 PM · 2022-02-08 · Twitter for iPhone 396 Retweets 4 Quote Tweets 3,059 Likes
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    Font - Font - first-mate prance @bocxtop getting a passive aggressive email at work is so funny, no way u want to fight me over an excel file 2:22 PM · 2022-02-08 · Twitter Web App 2,285 Retweets 182 Quote Tweets 32.6K Likes
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    Font - Organism - coolgirlonline @coolgirlOnline just found these in my backyard, cold and starving. taking them to the nearest animal shelter tomorrow 11:23 PM · 2021-12-02 · Twitter for iPhone 1,240 Retweets 33 Quote Tweets 13.7K Likes
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    Font - Organism - Grant in 202X @grantthethief By age 30 you should have: -A signature finishing move -A hot-blooded rival who you can't seem to stop thinking about for some reason -Two secret organizations seeking to take your power for your own -$50,000 minimum in property damage when you enter your unleashed beast mode 12:11 PM · 2022-02-08 · Twitter for iPhone 3,853 Retweets 201 Quote Tweets 12.7K Likes
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    Font - Font - Nate Ming @NateMing remember that the full quote from Harry Selfridge is "the customer is always right, in matters of taste," which means that if they wanna buy an ugly hat, let them--they're still buying it like a lot of sayings, it's been cut in half to cater to the absolute worst kind of рeople D-Amazing @damazingtoys · 20h There is a special place in SUPER HELL. for the person who invented the customer is always right 4:11 PM · 2022-02-08 · Twitter Web App 4,490 Retweets 77 Quo
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    Font - Font - Courtney O'Donnell @thisiscourtnay me when l'm 75: is he in our grade 8:48 PM · 2022-02-11 · Twitter for iPhone 9,007 Retweets 150 Quote Tweets 163K Likes
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    Font - Organism - Lilly R @lillysr11 If you're trying to impress me with your vehicle, it better be a food truck. 2:56 PM · 2022-02-12 · Twitter for Android 1,125 Retweets 122 Quote Tweets 9,191 Likes
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    Font - Font - Venom Lord ... @aniceburrito I love when police departments have like a Crime Division. What are all the other divisions doing 7:32 PM · 2022-02-12 · Twitter for iPhone 409 Retweets 25 Quote Tweets 12.9K Likes
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    Font - Font - Blake © TM ® @NeilNevins Lord of the Rings trailer ending with Gandalf turning to the camera and explaining that he gets his magic from crypto 10:01 PM · 2022-02-13 · Twitter for iPhone 984 Retweets 33 Quote Tweets 17.3K Likes
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    Font - The Book of J.R.R. Jokin @joshcarlosjosh “can you explain this gap on your resumé?" | threw down my enemy, and 66 he fell from the high place and broke the mountain-side where he smote it in his ruin. Then darkness took me, and I strayed out of thought and time, and I wandered far on roads that I will not tell. 3:27 PM · 2021-07-07 · Twitter Web App 4,010 Retweets 104 Quote Tweets 17.1K Likes
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    Font - joey alison sayers @joeyalison Please try my new game, Turtle. It's like Wordle, but you just hold a turtle in real life for as long as you want. You can kiss the turtle. 4:40 PM · 2022-02-15 · Twitter for Android 713 Retweets 56 Quote Tweets 8,591 Likes
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    Font - Brandon Melendez @onbrandbrandonn The 5 Love Languages Physical Touch: my loneliness is killing me Words of Affirmation: I must confess I still believe Quality Time: When l'm not with you I lose my mind Gift Giving: give me a sign Acts of Service: hit me baby one more time 6:33 PM · 2018-07-14 · Twitter for iPhone 50.1K Retweets 1,622 Quote Tweets 151K Likes
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    Font - mo @chuuew DAD: Look at this mess! Are you trying to attract ants? ME: [bench pressing 10x my weight] Did they say something? 2:18 PM · 2017-05-19 · Twitter for Android 462 Retweets 69 Quote Tweets 1,510 Likes

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