Nothing does a better job turning Twitter into the most insufferable place in cyberspace than an international political catastrophe. If you're wondering whether or not you should check out the bird app to see what folks are saying about what's going on in Ukraine right now, do yourself a favor and delete your account. Better yet, throw your phone out the window. Because unless you're feeling masochistic and morbidly curious enough to witness the most internet-poisoned brains on Twitter perform mental gymnastics to make a war somehow about them, social media is its own little psychological war-zone right now that ought to be avoided by anyone who wants to feel sane.
If you're wishing you could somehow mute all the hot political takes so that you can just read a few funny tweets on your lunch break, we're one step ahead of you. We've collected a bunch of funny random tweets from the depths of Twitter.