Funniest Things People Overheard Pet Owners Say To Their Pets

If you are a pet owner, and you tell us that you do not speak to your pet, we are instantly going to call you a liar. All pet owners talk to their pets, that's simply a universal truth. And if, for some unclear reason, you really don't, then you should. There's something cathartic about being able to say the most ridiculous things to your pet - confessions of all kinds, secrets that you would never speak a word of to others. 

What makes it better, of course, is the fact that our pets don't keep quiet either for the most part. We will say something ridiculous to our pet, and our pet will say something back. We are sure that they know what we're saying to them - they understand on some level, maybe through our tone, our expression, our body language. However it works, they know, they understand. We can only wish we understood their language better as well. 

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    Font - Jennifer Bender I almost got reported to Chill Protective Services by a neighbor because she heard me say"be good kids" as I left every morning and thought I was leaving children alone Antony and Isis were my cats. 149 Like Reply Hide Send Message 4d
    via Jennifer Bender

    If the walls are thin enough in your house for your neighbor to hear you saying goodbye to your pets as you leave… goodness, what must our neighbors heard us say to our pets. Just yesterday, we were yelling at one of our cats to please stop wiping his butt on the floor right after he poops. Oh lawd. 

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    Organism - Sandra Rosenberg When our big tiger cat refused to let me cut his nails, (he was kicking me) I said, "If you don't give me your foot, I'm going to wrap you in a towel so you can't move and then cut your nails". He took a deep breath and stuck out his foot for the trimming and we never had a problem again. 124 Like Reply Hide Send Message 4d
    via Sandra Rosenberg

    Listen, at least he cooperated. Our cats will fight us on the nail cutting tooth and… nail. Nothing convinces them to allow us to do this to them. Treats, snacks, pets, nothing. We promise that we're gentle about it too. Our cats are just jerks like that. 

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    Rectangle - April Deierling When my cat has a partially full bowl of food yet expects it to be entirely full she's very vocal. Or when the food bowl is empty. I say "Yeah, yell at me some more! That'll make me do it faster!" She still yells at me. 30 Like Reply Hide Send Message 4d
    via April Deierling
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    Organism - Jubilee Lang My friends said it was something I said. "You can't keep playing dead!" I had a rabbit who had cancer. She would play dead until I panicked then proceed to cuddle with me for a good half hour. Then move on to each of them for half an hour. She knew what she was doing. 29 Like Reply Hide Send Message 4d
    via Jubilee Lang
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    Human body - Candice Gilman The beautiful new neighbor to her incessantly barking Pomeranian: "That's why you don't have any friends!" 63 Like Reply Hide Send Message 4d
    via Candice Gilman
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    Rectangle - April Hylton I tell my cat the story of how he ended up being found in a dumpster. Here is the story: One day an Angel pooped on a cloud but that poop was too heavy to stay on the cloud and fell through landing in a dumpster and I found it and brought it home. He's my little Angel poop. 53 Like Reply Hide Send Message 4d Edited
    via April Hylton
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    Organism - Danny Moraga Years ago my dad had one too many beers. He was standing in the hallway talking to me and kind of swayed into the wall off balance as could be. He looked over at his old chubby black lab and asked in all honesty, "what did you do that for?" The dog looked at him and wagged his tail e O 24 Like Reply Hide Send Message 4d
    via Danny Moraga
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    Organism - Tea Raffa I told my husband that our cat Winter would be 1 year old on the morrow. His reply was 'he's only a cat. Doubt he cares it's his birthday." The next day, as he fought his way down the stairs, I heard hubby talking to Winter, thus. "Get out of the way! You're going to kill me one of these days.. oh, and happy birthday." 20 Like Reply Hide Send Message 4d
    via Tea Raffa
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    Rectangle - James Pennington My kid said "You will never believe what the cat told me" to the dog 19 Like Reply Hide Send Message 4d
    via James Pennington
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    Rectangle - Alana Smalley "If you go potty, you can have a pea." We gave our dog vegetables as treats. She loved peas. My husband was trying to convince her to go out in the rain. When heard out of context sounded very strange. 15 Like Reply Hide Send Message 4d
    via Alana Smalley
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    Font - Elise Keeling I have a cat named Frank. We moved to a new house a years ago and when Frank started going outside, there was a lot of correcting. "Frank, stop that," "Frank, don't do that," etc. One day I was outside yelling at her and then realized I should probably shut up as my new few next door neighbor's name is Frank. Like Reply Hide Send Message 1d 3.
    via Elise Keeling

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