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20 People Share the Secret That Their Partner Doesn't Know

People have taken to this trending thread to share the things that they are hiding from their significant other, and the answers are far more wholesome than you might expect. 

I suppose we all have little secrets, those little things, those little white lies that we hide from the ones we love to improve their quality of life. For instance, my partner has no idea that I am a sleeper agent that was hired and trained by Treadstone for the sole purpose of killing Jason Bourne. You know, little things like that. You have to keep the magic alive somehow. 

Not all of us are cheating and having secret love affairs behind our partner's backs; some of us just like to rub their back while they are sleeping or ensure that they get the better slice of cake. There's a simple pleasure to ensuring that your better half gets "The better half of life." as commenter PhillyThompson puts it. 

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