People Lose Their Minds Over A Restock of Kanye's Yeezy Slide; The Most Heinous Shoe in Existence

Presenting: The Yeezy Slide and, just like anything Kanye has created since My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy, I don't care for it. These absurd pieces of footwear have been trending on the internet this week thanks to a restock of shoes that were released. 

The Slide was sold through a raffle-based system that has been notoriously plagued by bots and scripts buying up available stock for aftermarket resale. To further add to the pain of would-be Slide owners, the webpage that the drawing was being held on had problems updating and left some fans entirely in the dark as to whether there were any shoes left or not.

I would say that I loathe them, but that would be a step too far. I would, however, say that I loaf them because these bad boys have an uncanny resemblance to a big ol' loaf of bread.

This entire judgment might be a little hypocritical coming from the guy who almost exclusively wears EVA Birkenstocks, but I've got one question for you…what are those?

Nonetheless, Kanye's Adidas 'Yeezy' branded shoes line has continued to make waves in the sneaker community. The shoes have been so successful that they have even made a version of the Slide for infants. 

 

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