Tumblr Gems And Humorous Tweets To Send Boredom Packing

What can we say, we can't handle our own thoughts. Half of them are about the logistics and practicality of filling an IV bag with cheez wiz, and the rest is screams. Being inside our heads is like being in a cage with a tiger that's just been poked. And that tiger don't like being poked, no sir-ee. Our minds feel like they were produced by Tim Burton and directed by a sack full of sick howler monkeys.

So to escape the veritable haunted houses of our minds, it helps to see what's coming out of someone else's. Sure, most everyone has a head like whistling kettle of pee, but at the same time, it feels nice to see that we're in the same boat. Tumblr and Twitter are places on the internet bustling with the weirdest and most specific of thoughts and foibles, which makes for a nice brain vacation.

So dip that ladle into the interwebs and scoop out some meaning.

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