Twitter Users Share The Strangest Things They've Seen Dates Do

Eric Lund

Mar 19, 2022 2:00 PM EDT

There are 7 billion people in this world, and a startling number of them don't make a very good match. The advent of dating apps has been pushing more and more strangers together than ever before, to modest success. And absolutely spectacular failure. There are goons out there who will eat all your burrito off your plate when you go to the bathroom, then get mad when you even bring it up. Dating isn't necessarily a wasteland, persay, but it's definitely in need of an oasis.

That said, it's not like doing things the old way were all that successful either. A lot of people's parents absolutely hate each other. Or they do until they work together and use communication to learn how to ignore each other properly. Whatever the matching method, the wrong people are gonna keep meeting.

It's good to get the weird dates out of the way, because if you don't see the signs right away, one of these could grow and blossom into the craziest things people's exes have done.