Dudes Share Unspoken Universal Rules Of Mandom

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    Human body - FewSpecialist2121 · 20 hr. ago · edited 1 hr. ago you have to rip off icicles from roofs and throw big rocks in lakes when given the opportunity
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    Font - valain · 20 hr. ago When driving a manual always ferociously wiggle the gear lever to make sure it's in neutral before starting the engine. Twice.
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    Font - soyelement - 20 hr. ago If you're bald and I'm bald. We're automatically bald brothers.
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    Smile - Smile - InSonicBloom - 22 hr. ago 43 & 5 More when you reach a certain age - you must groan when either sitting or standing up even if there is absolutely no pain whatsoever.
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    Smile - Rectangle - BigDoggoLover · 22 hr. ago 10 & 22 More When leaving you must smack your pockets to make sure everything is there.
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    Smile - Rectangle - Slow-Bluejay9648 · 1 day ago 3 S the nod.
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    Smile - Head - upvoter222 · 1 day ago 26e S When there's a choice between urinals, use the one that minimizes the chances of neighboring another occupied urinal.
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    Smile - Rectangle - simplystrix1 · 23 hr. ago 4 & 12 More The WIDE step. Y'all know.
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    Smile - Human body - snakebitedynamite · 1 day ago 3 2 3 2 & 2 More When you stand up to leave, make sure to do the pocket check. Phone, keys, wallet.
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    Smile - Smile - Jstealbird - 23 hr. ago & 5 More Never let a fire sit unbothered. Always always always be rearranging logs, adding more wood, or blowing air into it. A fire is never good enough and can always be improved.
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    Human body - GhengisCory 21 hr. ago When at a bar or restaurant and a buddy shows up, you must say some form of "I guess they'll let anyone in here".
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    Smile - TheFacePalmer73 · 21 hr. ago S S Some tools require "testing" before use. Examples include: "Click click" tongs, Squeeze the trigger of a power drill a couple times, Spin the socket of a ratchet wrench to make sure it's going the right way
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    Smile - Enemy_Not_Found - 1 day ago 2 O 2 & 10 Mor If a woman you don't know approaches you and acts like an old friend, play along.
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    Smile - inkfig · 21 hr. ago When she tells you she's not hungry for whatever you're ordering, order more cuz she'll definetly be eating your stuff.
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    Font - sgthulkarox · 20 hr. ago e Not taking the last beer when you didn't pay for it.

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