Terrifically Stupid Things People Have Heard Someone Say

It's often misleading, the fact that we all exist in the same physical reality. It's easy to forget that not everyone is aware of the same rules and features of the shared plane of existence we find ourselves in. And it doesn't even have to do with any particular creed or set of beliefs. There are people out there who simply weren't paying attention at school the day we all learned that air exists. It's fundamental misgivings like this that hide in people's brains for years, only to present itself later, like syphilis, during an argument or even just a friendly discussion.

"Why is it that when I stop breathing, my brain stops feeling good?" your friend, a seemingly functioning adult, asks you.

"Because your brain needs oxygen" you say, a little taken aback.

"Oxy clean?" he responds. And it dawns on you that you need to start a lot further back than you originally thought.

For some more people who need to go back to the 4th grade, here are some of the dumbest things people heard out of another person's mouth.

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