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            01You mean you're not going to bring me the free TV and install it in my home? Rude! 
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            02Wow, sounds like the opportunity of a lifetime. 
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            03Pay $1300 per month to be someone's stableman. What a deal. 
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            04That escalated quickly. 
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            05Is $5 a typo? I think they forgot to add some zeros. 
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            06A choosy beggar in the making. 
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            07The sad state of Facebook Marketplace. 
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            0840 cents an hour? Sounds reasonable. 
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            09Buy me some peanuts and cracker jack while you're at it. 
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            10You'd think parents would want to adequately compensate people for keeping their children alive.