Funny Posts & Petty Gossip From the 'Best of Nextdoor'

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Mel Dawn
Jan 5, 2023 5:00 PM EST

When neighbors start talking, hilarious things happen. This should have been Nextdoor's slogan, because the app is full of priceless posts full of pettiness, gossip, and bizarre observations. Whatever the original intent of the app was is irrelevant at this point, because there's no arguing that Nextdoor's social platform has become a comedy goldmine. Twitter account @bestofnextdoor does the best job compiling all the different gems the app's users find, and we've selected some of our recent favorites.

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  • 01
    Rectangle - John |6 hr ago URGENT. HELP! MY SON VISITED AND BLOCKED FOX ON MY TV. I DONT TRUST DIGITAL OR ANY OF THE ITUNES. FOX IS ALL THATS ALLOWED IN THIS HOUSEHOLD. HOW CAN I UNBLOCK FOX? I TOLD MY SON IM TAKING HIM OUT OF THE WILL! Posted in General to 13 neighborhoods <>
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    For the love of God, somebody help John!

  • 02
    Font - To the woman who hooked up with my son last night: I am not his roommate, I am his mother. He's a freeloader and I'm the one who taught him to put a little bit of nutmeg inside those scrambled eggs. He did not go to culinary school. I hope you get to read this because you're in for a good ride and not allowed back into my house because he needs to get a job. I would have introduced myself had I known he said this to you, but since we live under the same roof I heard him say this to his fr
    via @bestofnextdoor

    A lot to unpack here.

  • 03
    Handwriting - Very rude neighbors This is not very neighborly Josh Stop Comng by our house We dont like you We dont find you interesting 1d ago · 83 neighborhoods in General
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    Well at least they were honest.

  • 04
    Rectangle - NEXTDOOR now Trending Post suspicious "baby boomer"
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    Many such cases.

  • 05
    Rectangle - M WeHo Urgent Alert WARNING: All the avocados at Whole Foods are rock hard. 16 replies · 17h ago Thanked! Reply 10 Q16
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    Thank you for the urgent warning.

  • 06
    Font - Jerrison Magnolia Park West WHO LEFT THIS ON MY TRUCK, THIS IS NOT FUNNY I CALLED THE POLICE ON YOU. tHIS IS A VIOLATION OF PRIVACY AND THE FIRST AMENDMENT IF I EVER SEE ANOTHER SANDWICH ON MY PROPERT AGAIN I AM GOING TO REPORT YOU TO THE POLICE.
    via @bestofnextdoor

    Jerrison hates sandwiches. 

  • 07
    Font - Huron village · 2d Hi everyone, my girlfriend insists on idling her car for more than the legal time limit to warm it up in the morning. Am I wrong to call the police?
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    Yes, YTA for calling the cops on your girlfriend.

  • 08
    Font - Suspicious Behavior I saw my next door neighbor drive up to their house, open the garage door from inside the vehicle and drive in and the door closed behind them. It was last night around 5:30 PM. Did anyone else see this? Typically they park in the driveway but last night they parked in the garage. I have made a report but want to keep others on the lookout for this type of behavior. It just makes me nervous for this to be happening in my neighborhood. Vehicle 1 Type: Truck 5 replies Ju
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    Parking your car in your own garage is extremely sus. 

  • 09
    Rectangle - Poll: Does anyone have bees and need help relocating them? Bees 57% Вees 43% 7 votes 10 replies 13h ago
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    Ah, yes. Bees. 

  • 10
    Rectangle - NEXTDOOR 10m ago Trending: Fireworks?????????????? Stop!!!!!! !!
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    Nothing sets off Nextdoor like fireworks.

  • 11
    Organism - 17 hr ago Fireworks or gunshots. Was that fireworks or gunshots that just went off was shooting my gun at the fireworks 16 hr ago Like Reply Share 10
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    Sir, this is America.

  • 12
    Font - Janice Tower District Area · 12h Hi everyone. I don't know how to post so here goes anyway. This is a response to everyone who believes possums are cute. I have a cat door for any cat that wants to come in our home cus of weather or hungry. It's very scary to see a big possum in our living room eating out of a trash bag. He was blocking me in my living room. I could not get out. His nose is about four inches long and his tail longer than 12 inches. This is not cute. It's took away my brea
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    Tl;dr: "Never say possums are cute in my presence."

  • 13
    Rectangle - n NEXTDOOR now Top post: Covid Hey, out of curiosity, does any one know when Covid ends?
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    The question few are brave enough to ask.

  • 14
    Rectangle - Poll: I'm relatively new to the area and looking for a good and reasonably priced dry cleaners. Any suggestions are greatly appreciated! Choose one: Hi Dry cleaners Vote View results (3)
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    Anxious to see these poll results.

  • 15
    Font - Kenny K Hardin Valley 1 Urgent Alert Two people drew obscene images and expletive words in my snow. I can tell it was two people from the footprint Posted just now to Hardin Valley
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    We've got a detective over here.

  • 16
    Product - Poll: Question: I don't understand why my items don't show up? I see others all the time. I look I don't know what a poll choice is? Anybody else having trouble finding their items? How to find item? View Results 17 hr ago · 74 neighborhoods
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    Someone seems lost.

  • 17
    Rectangle - Poll: Anyone looking to buy a collection of Beanie Babies? yes 0% no 100% 17 votes Posted 1d ago to Copper Point and 43 nearby
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    You're a coupe of decades too late. 

  • 18
    Cat - Drive Thru 24 Open 7 DAYS AWEEK DUNKIN DONUTS 02 fee tu DUNK Went to Dunkin Donuts this morning and the service was terrible. Don't go to this location. 2,742 Like O 34 NK NKIN
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    The barista is cute though. 

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