Learn From Mary's Fail

When your husband hand-cuffs you to the bed, make sure you can reach the key in case he runs out the door to head off your child that came home from a sleep over unexpectedly. #LFMF
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Boss cuts back on granting overtime, worker complies and refuses to jump on urgent project after hours: 'All scheduled overtime had to be approved…cool!'

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Customer tries to use employee’s tip jar to pay for her order, refuses to leave and starts hassling other shoppers for handouts: ‘I have to follow the law. It doesn't matter if you're a Hollywood actor, a politician, [or] someone without housing’

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