Clever Cat Prefers To Receive Cash Rather Than Cat Toys

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Apr 14, 2022 1:00 PM EDT

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Someone posted their cat on Reddit and whenever that happens, you know it's about to be something funny. Well, it is. This person is complaining that they've bought their cat oh so many toys, yet the only thing her furry little heart is set on is the moolah. In good ol' Reddit spirit, users rushed to comment and boy are we glad that they did. Spoiler alert, they basically called the cat a lady of the night and one that knows her worth at that (lol). But can we blame her? No more wasting money on silly toys, we're living in the bitcoin and NFT era, it's time to take a page out of miss cat's book and take your first steps towards investing. 

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    Human body - r/cats Posted by u/YourDearOldMeeMaw 7 hours ago I've bought my cat so many toys and the only thing she wants is cash. She'll carry it all around the house in her mouth and hoard it like a tiny dragon
    via u/YourDearOldMeeMaw
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    via u/YourDearOldMeeMaw

    Alexa play I want it I got it by Ariana Grande. Yep, she's definitely a material girl. She knows what she wants, and she goes for it. We're sure we can all learn a little bit from this self-respecting queen. 

    Also, besides the point… can we just appreciate how beautiful this fluffy kitty is? She's giving silky, smooth, and luscious. 

  • 03
    Font - xystofer G +1 · 6 hr. ago Like a savings account with penalties for withdrawal.
    via u/xystofer
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    Sky - Exoduc · 3 hr. ago She's a cat of style obviously, only accepts 100 dollar bills.
    via u/Exoduc

    She knows her worth. She's no ordinary lady of the night, she's classy, bougie, expensive, and rich. 

    And yes, the photo may show a $1 bill, but please don't mind that. This was just a test shot, we didn't want all the other cats getting jealous of miss dragon's wealth. You know how jealous cats can get…. 

  • 05
    Automotive lighting - benzo7690 +2 ·7 hr. ago Cats are dragons confirmed
    via u/benzo7690
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    Sleeve - dazed_and_bamboozled +2·3 min. ago Or strippers
    via u/dazed_and_bamboozled
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    Font - SPL15 +1 · 6 hr. ago Probably a whole lot cheaper than buying toys!
    via u/SPL15
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    Product - Latter_Poetry7031 3 +1·4 hr. ago If you only give her singles!
    via u/Latter_Poetry7031
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    Human body - TNerdy G +1 · 5 hr. ago Print her a fake one or buy prop money to see is she notice the difference
    via u/TNerdy
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    Human body - Shoddy_Cup_2680 3 hr. ago "Hmmeow... No watermarks... flips note No filigram... grabs UV light Yes, just what I was thinking, no special UV ink. 'Tis a fake I say!"- The cat probably.
    via u/Shoddy_Cup_2680
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    Human body - MacTechG4 +2 · 5 hr. ago She's embracing her inner Ferengi, just following the First Rule of Acquisition... "Once you have their money, you never give it back!"
    via u/MacTechG4
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    Font - PM_Me_Frosted_Tits · 1 hr. ago The third rule clearly states, that you never pay more for an acquisition than you absolutely have to.
    via u/PM_Me_Frosted_Tits
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    Eye - 49thDipper · 4 hr. ago I need a cat that hoards my money
    via u/49thDipper
  • 14
    Dress - breadofthegrunge · 5 hr. ago Soon to be the richest cat in the world.
    via u/breadofthegrunge
  • 15
    Eye - Juoreg · 4 hr. ago Real investment there.
    via u/Juoreg
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    Font - Darctide · 2 hr. ago Cash is extremely dirty, I would get her fake money or get brand new bills from the bank
    via u/Darctide
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    Human body - YourDearoldMeeMaw OP +1 · 1 hr. ago the first time she did it, I yelled at her "you don't know how many G strings that's been in!" but she didn't care. she can't be stopped.
    via u/YourDearoldMeeMaw

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