Clever Cat Prefers To Receive Cash Rather Than Cat Toys

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    Human body - r/cats Posted by u/YourDearOldMeeMaw 7 hours ago I've bought my cat so many toys and the only thing she wants is cash. She'll carry it all around the house in her mouth and hoard it like a tiny dragon
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    Font - xystofer G +1 · 6 hr. ago Like a savings account with penalties for withdrawal.
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    Sky - Exoduc · 3 hr. ago She's a cat of style obviously, only accepts 100 dollar bills.
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    Automotive lighting - benzo7690 +2 ·7 hr. ago Cats are dragons confirmed
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    Sleeve - dazed_and_bamboozled +2·3 min. ago Or strippers
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    Font - SPL15 +1 · 6 hr. ago Probably a whole lot cheaper than buying toys!
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    Product - Latter_Poetry7031 3 +1·4 hr. ago If you only give her singles!
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    Human body - TNerdy G +1 · 5 hr. ago Print her a fake one or buy prop money to see is she notice the difference
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    Human body - Shoddy_Cup_2680 3 hr. ago "Hmmeow... No watermarks... flips note No filigram... grabs UV light Yes, just what I was thinking, no special UV ink. 'Tis a fake I say!"- The cat probably.
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    Human body - MacTechG4 +2 · 5 hr. ago She's embracing her inner Ferengi, just following the First Rule of Acquisition... "Once you have their money, you never give it back!"
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    Font - PM_Me_Frosted_Tits · 1 hr. ago The third rule clearly states, that you never pay more for an acquisition than you absolutely have to.
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    Eye - 49thDipper · 4 hr. ago I need a cat that hoards my money
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    Dress - breadofthegrunge · 5 hr. ago Soon to be the richest cat in the world.
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    Eye - Juoreg · 4 hr. ago Real investment there.
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    Font - Darctide · 2 hr. ago Cash is extremely dirty, I would get her fake money or get brand new bills from the bank
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    Human body - YourDearoldMeeMaw OP +1 · 1 hr. ago the first time she did it, I yelled at her "you don't know how many G strings that's been in!" but she didn't care. she can't be stopped.
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