Clever Cat Prefers To Receive Cash Rather Than Cat Toys

Hello, beautiful souls! We sincerely hope that your hearts are content and full of positive energy, hope, and kindness. Because that's what makes the world go round. And if not, then we've got exactly what the doctor ordered. Something that's assured to turn that frown upside down.

Someone posted their cat on Reddit and whenever that happens, you know it's about to be something funny. Well, it is. This person is complaining that they've bought their cat oh so many toys, yet the only thing her furry little heart is set on is the moolah. In good ol' Reddit spirit, users rushed to comment and boy are we glad that they did. Spoiler alert, they basically called the cat a lady of the night and one that knows her worth at that (lol). But can we blame her? No more wasting money on silly toys, we're living in the bitcoin and NFT era, it's time to take a page out of miss cat's book and take your first steps towards investing.

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Alexa play I want it I got it by Ariana Grande. Yep, she's definitely a material girl. She knows what she wants, and she goes for it. We're sure we can all learn a little bit from this self-respecting queen.
Also, besides the point… can we just appreciate how beautiful this fluffy kitty is? She's giving silky, smooth, and luscious.
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She knows her worth. She's no ordinary lady of the night, she's classy, bougie, expensive, and rich.
And yes, the photo may show a $1 bill, but please don't mind that. This was just a test shot, we didn't want all the other cats getting jealous of miss dragon's wealth. You know how jealous cats can get….
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