20 Cutest Kittens Of The Week: The Tiniest Fluffiest Criminals (April 23, 2022)
Welcome, welcome, everyone, to the most scariest thing that you will see all week long. This listicle, despite what the title may tell you, is not for the faint-hearted. This listicle is full of criminals - incredibly tiny criminals but criminals nonetheless. These criminals are known as kittens. These kittens may look innocent, but they are not. They have sharp triangular tails that will cut you to the core, they have tiny murderclaws that spurt from their itty bitty kitty beans, they have eyes so sharp they see into your soul, and they will steal your heart instantly.
Their power over us is too great though, and because of that, every single week, we bring you the biggest - i.e. smallest - criminals of the week. Because we cannot suffer this pain on our own, you need to look at this tiny little hooligans/potential world leaders too.
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"My name is Mango and I like to meow at 6am"
Now, this is true criminal behavior. The name Mango is only here to confuse you. This little hooligan is not sweet at all. Small as Mango is, Mango is already showing its true colors, and they are the colors of a mastermind. No one who likes to meow at 6 in the morning is innocent. No one.
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2
"Smiling at the thought of his crimes"
This is what we see when they think we are not looking. We know that they are gleeful about their crimes. We know that hey are dreaming about world domination and about the vase on the top shelf that they have destroyed earlier in the morning. We know. And yet- we cannot help but look at this smile and fall in love and want to give this little criminal everything in the world. That is how powerful they are.
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3
"Illegaly tired"
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4
"in da bowl"
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5
"6 days old baby"
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6
"Awake and hungry~"
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7
"smol criminal caught red handed"
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8
"Tiny criminal caught in the act"
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9
"Meeting his younger cousin"
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10
"I have just been attacked in a Home Invasion by 7 smol criminals."
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11
"I have a growth on my chest. Do you guys think it might be a teratoma?"
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12
"The face of overwhelming guilt"
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13
"Pocket kittens~~"
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14
"Mildly Spicy Potat Purrito"
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15
"This underage smol was caught violating the law and being sick. She has been sentenced to 2 weeks in jail and lifetime in her forever home"
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16
"15oz and she needs a name!"
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17
"Little smol criminals our stray just had last night"
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18
"I rescued this cute kitten from the side of the road!"
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19
"This kitten found just the right spot on my dads shoulder during egg dying time :)"
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20
"chickpea is still getting used to this whole “litter box” thing"
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