People Offer Hilarious Advice To Woman Who Doesn't Want To Poop In Front Of Her Boyfriend On Vacation (Twitter Thread)

Everyone knows women are incapable of pooping. After all, we're so soft and we smell so good that there's no way our bodies could possibly produce poop. We just digest our food with the power of rainbows, butterflies, and baby powder on our side, of course. At least that's the facade we've allowed the men in our lives to believe. Unfortunately, we do in fact, poop, but we've been awesome at hiding our activities in the bathroom thus far. However, there comes a point where we get too close to the men in our lives, and it becomes really challenging to hide the fact that we poop. Twitter user @OnlineAlison jokingly asked the Twitter community how she could hold in her poop for the 8 days that she would be on vacation with her boyfriend, and everyone pulled up with their hilarious ideas and words of wisdom. Perhaps her BF will never know with these fun tips! 

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