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    Font - e prokopetz I swear my cats have developed a division of labour when it comes to pestering me for stuff. One of them only bugs me about empty food bowls, and the other only bugs me about empty water bowls - never vice versa! prokopetz I have literally watched the cat who only asks for water run and fetch the other cat so she could give me hell about the food situation. bunjywunjy cats are incredibly intelligent but so, so weird

    This is a clear example of the essence of Cat - otherwise known as cattitude of course. We wish we could know what in the world made them think that doing this was a good idea - it's not time saving, there's no logic behind it. They are smart, that's for sure but… are they really? 

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    Font - transhumanoid boss dropped out of the zoom meeting cause his cat has learned how to unplug the desktop computer when he's hungry cipheramnesia Direct action.

    Direct action and undeniable cattitude. This cat knows what it wants, and it has used its wit and cunning and genius to find out how to get it. We have nothing but respect for this hooligan, and imagining the boss logging back onto the meeting and having to explain what happened only makes us respect this cat more. 

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    Carnivore - b-reathed the highlight of my day was my teacher bringing his cat to school, and everytime he asked the class a question his cat would meow and he would accept it as an answer equestrianrepublican Love it 10/10.
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    Font - angryspacepugs underhuntressmoon: jemmasimmns: one difference between cats and dogs is that dogs do absolutely nothing to mask their clinginess while cats pretend it's a coincidence they're in the same room as you 97% of the time "The fact I am laying on your face means nothing"
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    Slope - When you have to conquer Mongolia but the cat needs a walk first leahsfiction are those CAT EARS 代星,國
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    Font - crimsonwastes cat when I'm snuggling him: Il've never met you in my life. you b ard. you fiend. stop this at once cat when I'm busy doing something and can't pet him right that second: Where Is My Kisses From Mommy??? Where Is My Snuggles And Cuddles That I Crave So Dearly. You Are A Cruel And Unjust Mother And I Am Going To Scream Source: crimsonwastes 43,944 notes
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    Cat - starlight-lilith I really cannot get over this cats f king face it's so round and conveying an emotion that I simply am not equipped to understand
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    Font - spektordetektor The Egyptians did not distinguish between a wild cat and a domesticated cat; all cats were known as "miu" (or "miut") often translated as "he or she who mews". The origin of this name is not clear but it seems likely that it is an onomatopoetic reference to the sound a cat makes (mew). However, some commentators This is so pure l'm gonna die actuallyalivingsaint Egyptians: It mew. Cats: mew Source: spektordetektor
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    Cat - kaity--did Every morning, with out fail, I wake up at 4 am to go to the bathroom. My body is on a timer. Every morning at 4 am with out fail my big whiney demon of a cat is waiting for me and I am encouraged, no I am expected, to scoop this 15 pound monstrosity up and hold him like a baby while I pee or he will wail like Hades' pits of despairing souls and wake up the entire neighborhood. kaity--did The hellion on trial theramblingfluff He bleps, he is innocent
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    Font - villanellogy Follow my cat hates being kissed on the head but she knows i like to kiss her on the head so when she wants to be near me and i'm doing something else, she will come and present her head to be kissed. is this what everyone's talking about when they say unconditional love
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    Font - prokopetz Follow It took my new cat a while to realise that kissing the top of her head was a gesture of affection, but I think she's finally got it. The downside is that she now thinks the best way to signal that she wants cuddles is to come charging at me and mash the top of her head against my face. It's like a very affectionate punch in the mouth. #life #cats 9,247 notes
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    Font - prokopetz If you're going to get a cat, you must understand two things: 1. As far as a cat is concerned, the highest form of entertainment is annoying another cat on purpose. 2. If you have a good rapport with your cat, you count as another cat. You can divert much of this behaviour by getting two cats, so that they can annoy each other, but tradeoff is that sometimes they'll decide to team up on you instead. prokopetz People keep giving me a hard time about this post like "well, obviousl

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