Crab Memes To Make The Most Out Of Carcinisation

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Eric Lund
Apr 30, 2022 4:00 PM EDT

Nature has a thing for crabs. It just can't get rid of them. Fossil records have shown us that stuff just won't stop evolving into the shelled, clawed bastards. Is it because the design itself is effective, or just because nature has decided that something should always be a crab? Whatever the reason, they look really weird, and taste pretty good. Especially for being a big wet sea bug.

What we wouldn't give to one day have a large, powerful claw to attract mates. It's dumb that we have to rely on having decent jobs and practice hygiene when we could be out here pinching stuff and taking names. Those names? Crab.

So hopefully one day we will all get to return to the sea by walking sideways. No thanks to you, fish who walked up on land in the first place. We're gonna have a good time being crabs.

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    Computer keyboard - you have been visited by the PERMIT CRAB you may do 1 bad thing today
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    Jaw - Yo Frank, you trying to evolve today? God's Perfect Creation The Horseshoe crab 445 million years of non-evolution Lol nah
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    Organism - Too many bills to pay? Not liking your current life? Don't know what to do? Become a crab! -No sunburns -No sand in swimsuit -Regrow lost limbs -Lots of legs -Never get fat -No responsibilities
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    Rectangle - hey I'm gonna be late yeah it's- yeah the crab again LUYLLIST 402
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    Art - 132 ww 2013 And he woke up and realized he was turned into a crab during the night. 'Awww hell yeah im a F KING CRAB BABIEEEEEE'
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    Product - New Scientist @newscientist. 5h New Scientist Ghost crabs use teeth in their stomach to growl at their enemies bit.ly/210pISO 35 123 James Colley @JamColley. 5h Could you ask them to freakin not!?!?! 91 27 5 New New Scientist Scientist @newscientist Replying to @JamColley We'll see what we can do
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    Food - He brought the CORN as promised. Foolish to have doubted him..
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    Vertebrate - and im falling asleep and she calling a cab while he's having a smoke and hes also a crab
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    Terrestrial plant - ah, ze weekend she is beautiful, no? and yet, she can never be yours for when you feel zat she will stay with you forever alas, she is already gone~
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    Green - You approach a LONELY CRAB. He appears to be weeping. > Seduce him > Devour
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    Hat - WAT IN TARNACEAN
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    Wood - Crabitalism
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    Ecoregion - Life is fleeting there is only crab.
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    Terrestrial plant - IN THE END THERE WILL ONLY BE CRABBAGE
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