Top Tinder Moments of the Week (May 2, 2022)

This week's top Tinder moments are brought to you by the wild world of online dating.

This week we have a slew of overly-forward individuals who might benefit from reigning it in a little bit. But they're going to be the least of your problems when you're trying to decide who to swipe right or left… At least they're telling you what they actually want. Some of these other people might require an exorcism. Seriously, what the heck is going on with the fish Gollum-Girl profile? We need to have a little bit more context on that one. Like, did she actually put a fresh fish in her mouth just for a bit? If so, that's a level of dedication we can't imagine having.

Speaking of dedication, that chick who can only respond with one-word answers could stand to have a little more of it. It's so infuriating when someone has willfully engaged with you (swiping right) and then refuses to actually do the "engaging" part. Just don't swipe right, ya know?

Scroll on down for this week's selection and check out last week's entry when you're all good and wrapped up.

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