20 Cutest Kittens Of The Week: The Tiniest Fluffiest Criminals (May 7, 2022)

It's like you guys truly want more of this. Every time we upload this weekly segment, we warn you that what you are about to see is not for the weak-hearted. We warn you that this is not a mere collection of itty bitty teeny weeny kitties - this is a collection of criminals. They may small, but more impurrtantly, they are criminally smol, and there is a big difference. We warn you about it all the time, but, the same way that we seem to be weak to their powers, you guys seem to be too, so you keep coming back, and we keep giving you more.

Every Saturday, we bring forth a whole new collection of tiny criminals. They are commonly known as "kittens", and their powers go underestimated. For some reason, we overlook the way that they steal our hearts all the time, and we don't even think about the fact that most of us start uncontrollably awwing when we're around them. They're dangerous, and we're weak, and here are the biggest - i.e. smollest - criminals of the week.

01
"She crosses her legs exactly like her mother. I call her Mini-Medusa."

via u/Numerous_Penalty_271

Clearly, this is a criminal in training. You have simply caught them mid-training session. The mom has plans, and the kitten, like the purrfect criminal that she is, is following instructions. Already, she seems to have mastered the pose of the 'stink eye'. You will see - in a moment, she will perfect the 'glare of doom', and there will be no turning back.
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02
"Smol blink"

via u/some_optimistic_kid

A small blink of crime, you mean! How dare this kitten use this kind of method of intimidation on us? As if it's not enough that they are cute when they slow-blink at us with both eyes. No, this kitten needed to come up with a whole new method of taking over our souls and- awwwww. Heckin' heck, it's working, we're doomed.
03
"A stray cat just had a litter of 4 kittens, this is one of the felons"

via u/DukeNukemSLO
04
"This is Jinx, he thinks he’s tough"

via u/metaljelmo
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05
"Inmate was on the run for 8 weeks. Refuses to give his name. What should we identify him as?"

via u/Dances-with-Scissors
06
"The little guy has made it to day six."

via u/MissCrazyLady
07
"Illegally small Ed."

via u/danieldrew
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08
"Lil Pea got her eye on you"

via u/Kiwi-Toaster
09
"Here’s Sage"

via u/paulpaulw1971
10
"Broke into our house and is refusing to leave. We're calling him... Potato"

via u/CFTP
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11
"Throwback to when the Meatball was a flea infested criminal getting his first bath."

via u/nemolizard
12
"Baby goofball after rescuing her"

via u/Surfink63
13
"Planning crimes in the sun"

via u/neildkennedy
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14
"Criminal apprehended. Charges: being illegally smol and abandoned in the rain"

via u/Powerful-Succotash77
15
"Update: criminal apprehended in Ecuador by parents yesterday has escaped and taken hostages."

via u/ariannalavan
16
"chaplin says hi"

via u/victoriens
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17
"i found her some time ago crying in the bushes. Mashka."

via u/Affectionate_Tour738
18
"This guy was trespassing in my yard a few weeks ago. He was not happy"

via u/Stitchmond
19
"little criminal"

via u/bluemojogreen
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20
"She's in love with the water melon blanket"

via u/Kiwi-Toaster

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