The Top Tinder Moments of the Week (May 17, 2022)

Brad Dickson • Managing Editor

May 17, 2022 11:00 AM EDT

It's time for the top Tinder moments of the week! This week's batch is full of debaucherous devils and frisky flirters who are itching for a chance to use their ample wit.

Of course, you also have your less-than well-intended individuals wreaking havoc across the dating landscape. For example, take the delightful lass from item #3, who is desperate to find a tall fellah. Not just any ol' boy will do; she needs one of them lanky types who could wrap their arm around her from two seats away in the theater. She needs someone, who not only can reach the top shelf but over it and to the shelf on the other side. Same-aisle shoppers need not apply.

Apparently, "sugar babies" are a big thing now too. Except, as the gentleman in item #1 pointed out, that just sounds like an escort with extra steps. Actually, there aren't even any extra steps; that's literally just a euphemism for an escort.

Scroll on for this week's selection.