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Adult son refuses to attend parent's 1 PM Christmas "dinner" because he'd have to get up at 7AM to prepare the turkey: 'For context, I buy the Turkey at £130' 1

Employee gives two weeks' notice while traveling for work, employer cancels their flight home: 'I have worked for this company for 3 years...' 2

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17-year-old with 15 half-siblings gets chewed out by his mom for moving in with his paternal grandparents: '[Mom] called me selfish and told me I was bringing negative attention onto our family' 4

6-year-old's absent father comes back into the picture and invites her and mother to Christmas dinner, chaos ensues: 'I am making sure he never has contact with my child' 5

Mother cuts off contact with her children after moving in with new husband, 23-year-old daughter is left alone with young siblings: 'She picked a man over her children' 6

Mom demands neighbor pay the local 12-year-olds who shoveled 14 inches of snow from her driveway: 'It's only $60' 1

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6-year-old's absent father comes back into the picture and invites her and mother to Christmas dinner, chaos ensues: 'I am making sure he never has contact with my child' 3

When your mother shouts and your ears haven't fully recovered ! 4

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Your Weekly Caturday Meowgazine: 20 Most Iconic I Can Has Meowments From Silliest to Sincerely Soul-Soothing (December 21, 2024) 6