Learn From fingers of fury's Fail

Happiness is knowing the precise location in the office where your boss cannot see you flipping her off. Unhappiness is not noticing the new employee's desk has been set up in the perfect location to witness your double-barrelled "F you" with a half-twist until after you've completed the maneuver. True unhappiness is the new employee being the boss's ambitious daughter. #LFMF