'Bitey' The T Rex Gets Left Behind At New Zealand Domino's, Slings Pizzas Until His Family Can Retrieve Him
Hey guys. We love us some dinosaur content. Did anyone else watch Jurassic Park as a kid and wish even just a little bit that they could come face to face with a real-life dinosaur? Well, Bitey the T Rex's human owner probably did. Bitey unfortunately was forgotten at a New Zealand Domino's branch after his family stopped by earlier to pick up some delicious and nutritious pizzas. Hey, not everyone's got time to cook! Pizza is always a go-to dinner to finish off a busy day.
Only something was not quite right when the family returned home, and then it hit them! Where the heck is Bitey? Bitey the T Rex just so happens to double as a pizza slinging, order taking, kitchen cleaning, toppings tossing, pizza connoisseur. The domino's staff hit the jackpot by using Bitey's services in the kitchen, at the counter, and at the ovens! Fortunately, though, Bitey was reunited with his loving family. It's a win-win for everyone involved here.
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"It was getting late, and looking like Bitey wasn't going to make it home for bed time. The team assured Bitey's family he was in good hands, and he was sent home with plenty of stories to tell about his first shift at Domino's the next day. Here's what he got up to..."
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"Bitey not only had great customer service but he also saved my dog from a house fire."
Wow!
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"Bitey weeded my flower beds and cut my grass. I hadn't even ordered a pizza. He just knew I wanted one. It was so comforting."
Wow, Bitey is such a mensch.
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