A Delectable Dose of Funny Tweets From the Twitterverse

Twitter is kind of like being inside of any given person's brain, except without all the constant violent fantasies. For that, try Facebook. Maybe the best part of Twitter is that you're not always being reminded that your friends and family are all achieving their dreams, going on expensive vacations, and learning how to paddleboard. Twitter is more like witnessing everyone's simultaneous panic attack, and for that we are grateful. There's also some strikingly bad takes on there. "It's not my responsibility to look both ways before crossing the street" kind of bad. But hey, it is what it is. We're bored, boring people. And sometimes at the end of the day all we really want is a reminder that someone out there is being clever. That, or they're self-reporting some terribly awkward thing they said to their dentist. Those are great.

Here are some more funny tweets to decimate that clawing boredom.

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