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Criminal Cat 'Stops' Eating, Gets Taken For An Ultrasound Only To Find A Belly Full Of The Neighbors' Cat Food

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    Rectangle - Posted by u/Mysticstorms 13 hours ago 5 4 3 2 ² s Cat didn't eat for 3 days, went to the vet where they did an ultra sound only to find a belly full of the neighbour's cat's food
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    Now that is a freshly scanned belly full to the brim with the neighbor's cat food. Oh, and does this fella not look absolutely smug at the financial cost of his mischief. 

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    Font - FastWalkingShortGuy +3 13 hr. ago We had an outdoor cat in my neighborhood that would go from house to house putting on an Oscar-worthy performance of pitiful hunger and woe. We figured out his game when he hit about 19 lbs. 2.6K Reply Give Award Share Report Save Follow

    "We had an outdoor cat in my neighborhood that would go from house to house putting on an Oscar-worthy performance of pitiful hunger and woe. We figured out his game when he hit about 19 lbs"

    Don't hate the player fools, hate the game. This outdoor cat knew exactly what he was doing and he had absolutely no intentions of stopping anytime soon. 

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    Font - - 10 hr. ago Madame_Kitsune98 That was our cat, Beat. He was a big kitty. As in, he was actually a giant cat. He was also a scam artist who would go across the street to the assisted living place, and hit up the sweet old ladies for treats and TOONA. We figured it out when one of the ladies was out walking, and we were outside our fence with our kid on her bike, and she spotted Beat, who was being our daughter's Guard Cat. And she asked us if we knew the cat. Yeah, he's our cat. She gave

    "That was our cat, Beat. He was a big kitty. As in, he was actually a giant cat. He was also a scam artist who would go across the street to the assisted living place, and hit up the sweet old ladies for treats and TOONA."

    Another criminal mastermind! Golly, the extent to which cats are behaving in this absolutely criminal behavior is astonishing…said no one ever. 

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    Font - Emmy314 +2.7 hr. ago A small hungry cat came up to our house so we started feeding her. Soon she started to get fat and we were worried she might be pregnant. You need more chow if you're preggos, so we fed her more (she was always starving). Finally we took her to the vet - where they found her hysterectomy scar. She was just fat and scamming us. We did ultimately catch and rehome her (our current cats would not let an outsider into our house, so we couldn't keep her ourselves).

    "Finally we took her to the vet - where they found her hysterectomy scar. She was just fat and scamming us.

    Mischief is amock. 

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    Rectangle - Arclite83 9 hr. ago This is how I let my wife (a real HIMYM story!): She lived in a beach community, and the family cat was a professional beggar to all the visitors. Lived to 23, so his plan worked out pretty well.
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    Font - Efilnikufesin1987. 7 hr. ago There's a community cat in my neighborhood who I feel is similar. She had kittens, I took them in and got the babies homes and spayed momma. I tend to think that when she's asking for food at my house, she answers to Sybil. But she's known as Fluffy to one neighbor, Bella to another neighbor and other names with other neighbors. She's the Meryl Streep of community cats.
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    Human body - 5bi5 +1.9 hr. ago One of my cats used to be a stray. When I met her she was skinny. by the time I got her inside about a year later she was fat from hitting up half the houses in the complex.
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    Rectangle - +2 11 hr. ago oldsmellybastard About right! Our cat wasn't eating, went to the vet, X-ray, IV with fluids, blood samples, the works.. nothing wrong with her. $800 later, took her home, next day starting eating like nothing ever happened. Guess she just spent one of her lives. .
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    Font - +1 11 hr. ago Scotterdog Or... You are an idiot thinking my full belly is an eating disorder. Or... . I am brilliant because I found a solution to the garbage you have been passing off as cat food.
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    Font - Runzas_In_Wonderland +1 13 hr. ago "I may look like an idiot, but at least I am full!” —-this cat, probably. Reply Give Award Share Report Save Follow 3.8k
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    Art - Kind Wait_503 - 13 hr. ago "Your cats not eating... because it's full of cat food" 1.6k Reply Give Award Share Report Save Follow
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    Human body - Antiochia +3 10 hr. ago Our neighbors cat got cooked chicken and fish filet, and he still came for our cat's cheap canned food. I guess it was simply revenge for all the times our cat stole his luxury menus.
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    Font - Mmm_Spuds +2. 12 hr. ago Geez that's some expensive snacking for what it's worth. he looks satisfied though

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