The Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (July 7, 2022)

It's that time of the week again: time to curl up with some parenting tweets to commiserate about the absurd nature of caring for a little human. It's wild how long it takes for a human baby to become a human adult. There are species of bugs, birds, flora, and fauna that are only considered young for months or days. But humans are incredibly high maintenance and require the utmost upkeep. I suppose it's good that humans aren't like fish, abandoned by their families immediately following birth because they have thousands of siblings. Humans want to take their time; even when our babies have reached full adulthood, they still have seven years before their brains fully develop. But during those 18 years of childhood, there are countless opportunities to make memories, have fun, learn a lot, and laugh at all the hilarious things kids say.