'Glum George Lucas' A Satirical Look Into the Mind of George Lucas and What Star Wars Could Have Been

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    Text - 5:11 pm ooo 3 57% Tweet Glum George Lucas @GlumGeorgeLucas Making Greedo shoot first cost millions of dollars and possibly ruined the scene and the movie. Worth it. 26/01/2016, 3:57 pm 495 RETWEETS 1,592 LIKES Reply to Glum George Lucas Мe Notifications Moments Home Messages
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    Text - 5:13 pm ooo 3 ? 57% Tweet Glum George Lucas @GlumGeorgeLucas Get a clue, J.J. Abrams. People don't want action and adventure in their movies. They want political maneuvers about trade disputes. 06/01/2016, 2:45 pm 1,578 RETWEETS 2,763 LIKES 17 Reply to Glum George Lucas Мe Notifications Moments Home Messages
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    Text - tExploding Unicorn Retweeted Glum George Lucas @GlumGeorgeLucas I knew fans would love Darth Maul. He was cool in every way That's why I killed him off He was distracting people from the trade disputes 1/21/16, 10:01 AM 656 RETWEETS 1,280 LIKES
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    Text - .ееоо 3 3G -,* 12:19 am 40% Tweet Glum George Lucas @GlumGeorgeLucas The CGI in the prequels was always meant for the big screen. If you're not watching it on IMAX you can barely even see the trade disputes 26/03/2016, 12:32 pm 308 RETWEETS 1,151 LIKES Reply to Glum George Lucas Мe Notifications Moments Home Messages
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    Text - 5:12 pm 57% о00о 3 Tweet Glum George Lucas @GlumGeorgeLucas Sure, I got $4 billion for selling Star Wars. But that's only like $2.42 billion after taxes. Tbasically gave it away for free. 14/01/2016, 5:43 pm 686 RETWEETS 1,985 LIKES Tom @thomasdfournier 14/01/2016 @GlumGeorgeLucas Reply to Glum George Lucas Notifications Moments Home Messages Me
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    Text - 5:12 pm ooo 3 57% Tweet Glum George Lucas @GlumGeorgeLucas Disney made the expanded universe non-canon. It's like millions of dollars in merchandise cried out in terror and was suddenly silenced. 16/01/2016, 2:35 pm 828 RETWEETS 2,000 LIKES Reply to Glum George Lucas Notifications Moments Home Messages Me
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    Text - o 3 3G 12:21 am 38% Tweet Glum George Lucas @GlumGeorgeLucas My top 3 acting directions for the prequels: 3) You're showing emotion. Stop it. 2) Whine a little more. 1) Say it again, but creepier. 05/03/2016, 3:46 pm 897 RETWEETS 2,227 LIKES Reply to Glum George Lucas Notifications Moments Home Messages Me
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    Text - .ееоо 3 3G %* 12:18 am 40% Tweet Glum George Lucas @GlumGeorgeLucas Iwanted to release Episode l in April Thad to move it to May Igot tired of early screeners asking if the movie was an April Fools' joke 01/04/2016, 2:54 pm 359 RETWEETS 1,217 LIKES Reply to Glum George Lucas Notifications Moments Home Messages Me
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    Text - еееоо 3 3G ** 12:20 am 39% Tweet Glum George Lucas @GlumGeorgeLucas At the end of "The Force Awakens" I sat there in stunned silence Where were the trade disputes? I watched it again to see if I missed them 13/03/2016, 4:28 pm 532 RETWEETS 1,763 LIKES e Ruler of Earth @The... 13/03/2016 @GlumGeorgeLucas right! Only to Reply to Glum George Lucas МMe Notifications Moments Home Messages
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    Text - o 3 3G * 12:21 am 38% Tweet Glum George Lucas @GlumGeorgeLucas Not all my toys sold well Ihave hundreds of unopened Supreme Chancellor Valorum action figures Kids gave hima vote of no confidence, too 04/03/2016, 2:16 pm 313 RETWEETS 1,220 LIKES Josh LaFon @JTLafon 04/03/2016 Reply to Glum George Lucas Мe Home Notifications Moments Messages
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    Text - . o 3 3G 12:21 am 38% Tweet Glum George Lucas @GlumGeorgeLucas Forget lightsaber battles. Remember when Palpatine performed a series of increasingly complex political maneuvers? Istill get goosebumps. 03/03/2016, 2:43 pm 909 RETWEETS 2,313 LIKES Reply to Glum George Lucas Мe Notifications Moments Home Messages
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    Text - oo 3 3G 12:20 am 39% Tweet Glum George Lucas @GlumGeorgeLucas I saw a real life trade dispute on the news. It was super boring. It needed more gungans. 16/03/2016, 1:17 pm 350 RETWEETS 1,256 LIKES Reply to Glum George Lucas Notifications Moments Home Messages Me
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    Text - 5:11 pm OO 3 57% Tweet Glum George Lucas @GlumGeorgeLucas The Galactic Senate play set never sold very well Parents didn't want to pay for the filibuster expansion pack. 30/01/2016, 2:32 am 291 RETWEETS 1,085 LIKES Christine E @ChristineMa... 30/01/2016 @GlumGeorgeLucas Only the Asperger's kids with political tendencies had the attention span Reply to Glum George Lucas МMe Notifications Moments Home Messages
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    Text - 5:09 pm 57% ееооо 3 S Tweet Glum George Lucas @GlumGeorgeLucas Changes Disney should make for Episode 8: 3) Add trade disputes. 2) Make Kylo Ren scream "Nooooooo!" 1) Rey is Jar Jar Binks in disguise. 21/02/2016, 8:57 pm 1,051 RETWEETS 2,263 LIKES Reply to Glum George Lucas Мe Notifications Moments Home Messages
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    Text - oo 3 3G * 12:20 am 38% Tweet Glum George Lucas @GlumGeorgeLucas I have a theater in my basement. It can hold 100 people. It plays Episode I on a constant loop. I've never filled more than one seat. 12/03/2016, 3:01 pm 353 RETWEETS 1,538 LIKES Reply to Glum George Lucas Notifications Moments Home Messages Me
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    Text - 5:11 pm ooo 3 ? 57% Tweet Glum George Lucas @GlumGeorgeLucas Remember kids, if you're whiny, clingy, and vaguely creepy the queen of Naboo will fall in love with you. 24/01/2016, 6:54 pm 1,372 RETWEETS 2,943 LIKES Reply to Glum George Lucas Notifications Moments Home Messages Me
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    Text - oo 3 3G 12:17 am 41% Tweet Glum George Lucas @GlumGeorgeLucas Ihope Disney lets me write the love scenes for Episode 8 It'll be a classic: Boy meets girl. Boy is whiny & creepy. Girl falls in love. 11/04/2016, 1:36 pm 524 RETWEETS 1,728 LIKES Reply to Glum George Lucas Notifications Moments Home Messages Me
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    Text - 12:17 am 41% oo 3 3G Tweet Glum George Lucas @GlumGeorgeLucas I watched the trailer for "Rogue One." I didn't see Jar Jar anywhere. They probably just didn't want to spoil his big cameo. 09/04/2016, 3:13 pm 452 RETWEETS 1,432 LIKES Kylo RenTM@RadtechiMatt 4d @GlumGeorgeLucas Get over Jar Reply to Glum George Lucas Notifications Moments Home Messages Me
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    Text - oo 3 3G- 12:20 am 38% Tweet Glum George Lucas @GlumGeorgeLucas If I had a dollar for everyone who said the prequels are better than "The Force Awakens... ..I'd have two dollars. I said it twice. 08/03/2016, 1:30 pm 625 RETWEETS 1,917 LIKES t7 Reply to Glum George Lucas Notifications Moments Home Messages Me
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    Text - 5:10 pm oo 3 ? 57% Tweet Glum George Lucas @GlumGeorgeLucas My only problem with Hayden Christensen's performance was it wasn't whiney enough Thad to go back in and add more whining with CGI 10/02/2016, 1:48 pm 735 RETWEETS 2,104 LIKES Reply to Glum George Lucas Мe Notifications Moments Home Messages
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    Text - 5:11 pm ееооо 3 S 57% Tweet Glum George Lucas @GlumGeorgeLucas Iturned the most badass villain in the galaxy into a little kid and made him say, "Yippee." That movie made $1 billion. Iam a genius. 23/01/2016, 7:00 pm 1,152 RETWEETS 2,949 LIKES errr.... yeah @roboboogie @GlumGeorgeLucas it ps hard to 23/01/2016 Reply to Glum George Lucas Мe Notifications Moments Home Messages
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    Text - 5:10 pm ooo 3 ? 57% Tweet Glum George Lucas @GlumGeorgeLucas Natalie Portman has real acting talent. Imade sure she didn't use it at all. I didn't want her distracting people from the trade disputes 09/02/2016, 2:53 pm 889 RETWEETS 2,393 LIKES Dr.Maz @drmazkanata 09/02/2016 @GlumGeorgeLucas Reply to Glum George Lucas Notifications Moments Home Messages Me
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    Text - 12:17 am 41% oo 3 3G Tweet Glum George Lucas @GlumGeorgeLucas For Episode I, I got all the critics in one room "You WILL give this good reviews" said It didn't work The Dark Side was strong in them 08/04/2016, 1:39 pm 228 RETWEETS 1,079 LIKES Reply to Glum George Lucas Мe Notifications Moments Home Messages
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    Text - oo 3 3G 12:20 am 39% Tweet Glum George Lucas @GlumGeorgeLucas I learned a lot from the fan reaction to Episode I. Everybody hated Jar Jar Binks. It taught me fans are stupid and wrong about everything 14/03/2016, 12:51 pm 634 RETWEETS 1,876 LIKES Reply to Glum George Lucas Notifications Moments Home Messages Me
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    Text - 5:13 pm ooo 3 57% Tweet Glum George Lucas @GlumGeorgeLucas What were you thinking, J.J. Abrams? NONE of the aliens in the new film are based on offensive ethnic stereotypes. Why even make a movie? 08/01/2016, 12:40 pm 1,322 RETWEETS 2,821 LIKES Christian Janewav@Xia.. 08/01/2016 Reply to Glum George Lucas Notifications Moments Home Messages Me
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    Text - oo 3 3G 12:20 am 38% Tweet Glum George Lucas @GlumGeorgeLucas My 3 favorite Star Wars characters of all time: 3) Jar Jar Binks 2) young Anakin 1) Jar Jar Binks again. God, he nailed it. 11/03/2016, 1:47 pm 1,200 RETWEETS 2,747 LIKES Reply to Glum George Lucas Notifications Moments Home Messages Me
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    Text - 5:08 pm о0о0 3 57% Tweet Glum George Lucas @GlumGeorgeLucas Iregret changing Vader's ghost into 20-something Anakin. I should have made him 10-year- old Anakin. He could have done one last "Yippee." 24/02/2016, 1:52 pm 1,019 RETWEETS 2,738 LIKES Reply to Glum George Lucas Notifications Moments Home Messages Ме
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    Text - 12:19 am oo 3 3G * 39% Tweet Glum George Lucas @GlumGeorgeLucas They should let me write and direct Episode 8 There would be a fourth Death Star. This time the ewoks would blow it up with log traps. 17/03/2016, 2:01 pm 641 RETWEETS 1,878 LIKES 17 Reply to Glum George Lucas Notifications Moments Home Messages Me
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    Text - 5:09 pm 57% oo 3 ? Tweet Glum George Lucas @GlumGeorgeLucas lapplied a strict checklist to every character I created: 1) Could I turn them into an action figure and make bank? Actually, that's it. 13/02/2016, 1:54 pm 458 RETWEETS 1,658 LIKES 17 Reply to Glum George Lucas Мe Notifications Moments Home Messages
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    Text - 5:12 pm ooo 3 57% Tweet Glum George Lucas @GlumGeorgeLucas "The Force Awakens" should have shown the Galactic Senate voting on stuff. Fans don't want an action movie. They want Star Wars C-SPAN. 15/01/2016, 4:57 pm 853 RETWEETS 2,201 LIKES 17 Reply to Glum George Lucas Мe Notifications Moments Home Messages
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    Text - 5:12 pm ooo 3 ? 57% Tweet Glum George Lucas @GlumGeorgeLucas If I could do the original trilogy over, I wouldn't change a thing. Except Vader would get a CGI dance sequence. And Luke would be an ewok 19/01/2016, 8:01 pm 705 RETWEETS 2,145 LIKES Reply to Glum George Lucas Notifications Moments Home Messages Me
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    Text - oo 3 3G 12:19 am 39% Tweet Glum George Lucas @GlumGeorgeLucas My recipe for success: 1) Make a film franchise that fans love exactly the way it is. 2) Change everything. 21/03/2016, 4:56 pm 567 RETWEETS 1,544 LIKES Reply to Glum George Lucas Мe Notifications Moments Home Messages
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    Text - 5:09 pm oo 3 57% Tweet Glum George Lucas @GlumGeorgeLucas Hey girl, are you a trade dispute? Because you're all I care about and I'm never gonna stop talking about you. 15/02/2016, 4:25 pm 432 RETWEETS 1,359 LIKES Sebastian Colt @Red_Res... 15/02/2016 @GlumGeorgeLucas Even more than Senatorial Debates, even more than Gungans !! Wow that is some Reply to Glum George Lucas Notifications Moments Home Messages Me
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    Text - 12:19 am 39% . o 3 3G Tweet Glum George Lucas @GlumGeorgeLucas Most people loved the prequels. The only ones who hated them were the critics. And the fans. And most of the actors in them. 18/03/2016, 12:45 pm 594 RETWEETS 1,780 LIKES Reply to Glum George Lucas Мe Notifications Moments Home Messages
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    Text - 5:09 pm 57% OO 3 ? Tweet Glum George Lucas @GlumGeorgeLucas Padmé was a strong, independent woman who led an entire planet. She died of a broken heart when she lost her man It makes sense. Trust me. 11/02/2016, 1:41 pm 1,572 RETWEETS 2,997 LIKES Reply to Glum George Lucas Notifications Moments Home Messages Me
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    Text - 5:10 pm oo 3 ? 57% Tweet Glum George Lucas @GlumGeorgeLucas "The Force Awakens" would have been way more believable if at the end Kylo Ren was killed by an ewok log trap. 03/02/2016, 4:08 pm 574 RETWEETS 1,760 LIKES Reply to Glum George Lucas Мe Notifications Moments Home Messages
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    Text - 5:09 pm ooo 3 ? 57% Tweet Glum George Lucas @GlumGeorgeLucas There are two kinds of Star Wars fans: 1) The ones who love Jar Jar Binks. 2) The ones who should stick to Star Trek. 16/02/2016, 1:43 pm 700 RETWEETS 1,815 LIKES 17 Reply to Glum George Lucas Мe Notifications Moments Home Messages
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    Text - 5:12 pm ееооо 3 S 57% Tweet Glum George Lucas @GlumGeorgeLucas Do I have any regrets about the prequels? Yeah. I should have made six of them. I could have shown so many more trade disputes. 18/01/2016, 4:30 pm 915 RETWEETS 2,535 LIKES Reply to Glum George Lucas Мe Notifications Moments Home Messages

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