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01
Cicada
It might take him a year to respond to your texts, but when he's ready to party, he lets everyone know.
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02
Purple jewel beetle
This metallic beauty is the life of the party.
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03
Jewel squid
He's tiny, yet breathtaking.
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04
Tardigrade
Some call her moss piglet. Others call her water bear. I call her stunning.
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05
Pied crow
She'll rob you in style.
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06
Cassowary
Big, beautiful, and full of sass.
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07
Lilac-breasted roller
No wonder she perches atop the highest trees—who wouldn't want to show off those colors?
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08
Mandrill
He's not like other monkeys.
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09
Secretary bird
They call her "secretary bird," but she prefers Sagittarius serpentarius.
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10
Giraffe
A classic and timeless look.
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11
Flamingo
You can't achieve that kind of pigment without following a strict diet.
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12
Mantis shrimp.
This guy always needs to be the center of attention.
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13
Blue-footed booby
The girls go crazy for those feet.
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14
Cordyceps
They'll hypnotize you with their irresistible charm.
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15
Pink fairy armadillo
He doesn't make a lot of public appearances, but if you're lucky, you'll find him sunbathing in the sand.
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16
Jumping spider
No one can cramp this funky little guy's style.
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17
Hagfish
For some, the sliminess can be a bit off-putting. But how else do you expect to achieve such a radiant shine?
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18
Osprey
It ain't cheap to look this good.
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19
Giant clam
She's cute even though she can't keep her mouth shut.
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20
Firefly
He's always at the club showing off his light tricks.
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21
Great white shark
Her style intimidates everyone in her path.
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22
Opossum
She's a baddie who loves to talk trash.
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23
Earthworm
He's admired for his natural beauty.
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