We're all familiar with those memes that you can't talk to until they've had their coffee and they're very adamant about coffee in the morning and wine in the evening. But what about the memes that call at coffee addiction for what it is: a quick BUZZ and then a crash. You ever drink coffee while snacking on chocolate covered espresso beans and then treat yourself to a redeye with lunch? That's basically a speedball in office terms. Your heart beats as fast as lightning strikes, the hairs all over your body stand straight up, and your brain has a thousand thoughts at once—some even sound like they're in a different language! YOU'RE A F****ING GOD!… Uh-oh… Here comes the crash… Well, I'm still fast, but now I'm anxiety-express. And now I'm nervous I did something wrong. Like hangover anxiety, but post-caffeine anxiety. Sh*t, am I about to be fired? Oh man, my head hurts… I still have a thousand thoughts, but now they sound like gibberish in slow motion. What are they saying? "MeeeEEEeeeeEEeeeMeEEeeeEeEeEeeEes."