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Pack your bags lil man
But how could you be mad at this lil face? Sure, he tinkled. It happens. But I guess if you have carpet, it's a fair complaint to be a little peeved with your pooch.
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The struggle
It's so stuck to his tongue! To be fair, this is a Craft Single, the stickiest cheese of all time, but bro, figure it out.
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GUTTURAL SCREAMING
I've never, in my life, heard a dog make a sound like this. He just couldn't handle the bickering of his friends and sought to end it with the noise of an orc. We get it.
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Like father, like son
Their periods don't sync up or anything like that, but this owner and his animal companion have corresponding bowel movement issues.
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The disrespect
Why do dogs feel the need to do their business on things that grow vertically? Trees, bushes, fire hydrants… nothing is safe.
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Sock it to him
They did this boy dirty.
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Filing a formal complaint
It is, in fact, required by law to say "Ooooh big stretch" when your pet does a big stretch.
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Booping the boop
This dog is so incredibly gentile with this deflating balloon, it's a beautiful thing. He just likes to bounce his snoot at full speed into the rubber, launching him back up and down like a trampoline. Pure bliss.
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Unimpressed
Shaking the tootie, smacking the booty, squeezing the rumpus. Whatever you want to call it, this dog is simply unimpressed when his owner gives his lil tooshie some affection.
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Super soaker
This boy is absolutely DIVING into this bucket. So much wasted water, it's a miracle any is actually finding his stomach. Everyone has their own techniques I suppose.
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