15 Adorably Funny Tweets Penned By 'OkCupid' That Warmed Our Hearts

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abbyadler
Aug 15, 2022 5:00 PM EDT

It might seem like OkCupid is just another dating app, but it definitely puts more wholesome energy out into the world than Tinder. It's also been around a lot longer than many of the apps. OkCupid was created in 2004, and started a Twitter account in 2009. OkCupid was already on Twitter before many of the other apps were even created in the 2010s. No wonder their tweets are so golden. They've been hard at work on Twitter for quite some time now. OkCupid tweets feel like they're coming from our very own besties, as if they know our dating struggles inside and out. Honestly, they've been at the matchmaking game for so long that they probably do know us inside and out. Perhaps maybe they know us more than we know ourselves. When it comes to Twitter, OkCupid is the ultimate combination of romance and humor. Scroll down for our favorite tweets of the week, penned by OkCupid. 

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  • 01
    Font - ok OkCupid @okcupid It just seems like if you start dating someone and they have a birthday within the first 2 weeks, you should get a free pass to ignore that birthday. 8:04 PM Jul 25, 2022. Twitter Web App
    via OkCupid

    Their birthday definitely doesn't count this early on in the relationship, if you can even call it a relationship yet. 

  • 02
    Font - OkCupid → @okcupid ok Fun first date activity: buy a really complicated piece of furniture to assemble together because even if the date doesn't go well, at least you checked something off of your to-do list. 8:33 PM Jul 28, 2022 TweetDeck
    via OkCupid

    Finding love and getting sh*t done at the same time. 

  • 03
    Font - OkCupid @okcupid ok Quick question for people who leave their bios blank: what the hell 5:57 PM Jul 29, 2022 TweetDeck
    via OkCupid
  • 04
    Font - ok OkCupid @okcupid One day you're single, and before you know it, you're in a fight because you didn't let them pop a zit on your back. Life comes at you fast. 8:34 PM Jul 29, 2022 TweetDeck
    via OkCupid
  • 05
    Font - ok OkCupid @okcupid When I text you " ", it means "Kiss me, out of the bearded barley, nightly, beside the green, green grass. Swing, swing, (swing, swing) swing the spinning step, you wear those shoes and I will wear that dress" 7:12 PM. Aug 2, 2022. TweetDeck
    via OkCupid
  • 06
    Font - ok OkCupid @okcupid Love means hearing your phone buzz while they're in the bathroom and knowing they sent you a meme they found while pooping (and thinking it's sweet that they think about you even while pooping) 8:59 PM . Aug 3, 2022 TweetDeck
    via OkCupid
  • 07
    Font - OkCupid @okcupid ok Everyone deserves a friend who handles your breakups with the same energy as Elle Woods in Legally Blonde getting Paulette's dog back from her ex-husband. 2:58 AM - Aug 15, 2022 TweetDeck
    via OkCupid
  • 08
    Font - ok OkCupid ✔ @okcupid A dream partner: Well-traveled Sees the best in everyone Wears a bucket hat and duffle coat Loves marmalade Is Paddington Bear 5:55 PM - Aug 14, 2022 TweetDeck
    via OkCupid
  • 09
    Font - ok OkCupid @okcupid Do you go back and read the very first conversations you had with the person you're currently dating to see where it all started or are you normal 5:50 PM - Aug 13, 2022 TweetDeck
    via OkCupid
  • 10
    Font - OkCupid ✔ @okcupid ok Is it a "whirlwind romance" or are you two just cosplaying a relationship before you got to know each other at all because you're afraid of being alone? 5:52 PM. Aug 12, 2022. TweetDeck
    via OkCupid
  • 11
    Font - ok OkCupid → @okcupid Trying to believe in love after being ghosted for the 10th time YOU BREAK CAN'T OUR SOUL 5:52 PM. Aug 10, 2022 TweetDeck
    via OkCupid
  • 12
    Font - ok OkCupid @okcupid May your next partner love you as much as people who do Crossfit love telling people that they do crossfit. 10:35 PM. Aug 8, 2022 TweetDeck
    via OkCupid
  • 13
    Font - OkCupid ✔ @okcupid ok What base is it when you learn their last name? 7:15 PM. Aug 8, 2022. Twitter Web App
    via OkCupid
  • 14
    Font - OkCupid → @okcupid ok Dating in the early 2000's: No, you hang up first Dating today: Do not call unless you enjoy talking to voicemail 3:19 AM - Aug 8, 2022 TweetDeck
    via OkCupid
  • 15
    Font - OkCupid @okcupid ok heyyy [with the intention of ghosting you] 9:08 PM Aug 5, 2022 TweetDeck
    via OkCupid

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