PSA: This is a dramati-cat-zation.
We all spoil our pets. They have no idea how harsh real life in the wild is and frequently bicker and whimper about things that really aren't that big of a deal. Oh you didn't get the canned wet food flavor that you wanted? CRIES. You need to be cleaned because you ran amok and made a mess? CRIES. Kitty doesn't like the illustrious brushing and pampering? CRIES.
Cats have a special little twist of entitlement that makes them the fuzzy, bratty felines that we love so much. In fact, the brattier and sassier the cat, the better. This sort of drama and ridiculousness is the reason we squeeze and cuddle these tiny predators, while welcoming them into our homes. Oscar nomination or no, these kitties really bring on the drama with these performances.
It's for your OWN good, Finlay. In fact, brushing is for the greater good of the whole house, so please, don't act like a gentle massage is torturing you.
Moss digging has its consequences. However, we all know it's only an inconvenience to have the mossy bits taken off of your claws, certainly not as excruciating at this screaming mew suggests.
Are you happy? Are you distressed? Either way, it looks like your hooman can't just stop doing the head scratches anytime soon, it's all that's keeping you grounded.
Cat bathing bag: 1
Kitty: 0
Simmer down Fluffy, it's just a harness, not a straight jacket.
A spooky hair tie or a spooky small sound send this feline high flying.
Please for both our sakes, just sit and take it!
Sir, this is not your house. Please do not insist on home invasion.
The heaving, girthy mess of this lil puke has got to be set to Hips Don't Like, by Shakira.
Why you acting like you're starving?
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