Antiwork Memes for the Tired and Overworked

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    Hand - TELL EMPLOYEES WE CAN'T AFFORD TO PAY MORE O EVERY COMPANY BRAG ABOU RECORD PROFITS
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    Sky - NAVTRC ONE DAY CATARACT CANYON TRIPS CANYONEERING 17 EXIT Wendy's QUALITY IS OUR RECIPEⓇ NOW LET WENDYS BE YOUR SECOND JOB APPLY TODAY 8 akatoon P M INN Ⓡ CANTA PACA RE JEEP
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    Font - Fight 40 Ways Maladjusted lesbian Fascists @Maladjusted les If you're unable to promote ME because I'm too valuable in my position, MY PAYCHECK better be getting a promotion. 5:59 AM Jun 17, 2022 Twitter Web App ●
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    Font - James Ellars ✔ @Ellars The idea of having to "earn a living" implies that, by default, you don't actually deserve to be alive.
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    Font - Red Key @Payroll_3 I want jobs to understand when I request off I'm not asking you I'm telling you. 11:11 AM 16 Jun 22 Twitter for iPhone 30K Retweets 1,962 Quote Tweets 184K Likes
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    Happy - Tim Ross @TimRossComedy Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, buy the pond, tell him he can't have the fish but he can fish for you and you sell the fish and give him a very small cut and then he'll say stuff like “I am hungry and my teeth hurt." Nobody wants to fish these days
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    Font - Brigette Hyacinth. Gr. 3+ Author of Leading the Workforce of the Future Keynote Sp... 5 zile • → I don't care whether you come into the office at 8 am. I don't care if you choose to work from home or not. I don't care if you work from the garage while they fix your car. I hired you for a job and I trust you to get it done. Just let me know what you need from me to be successful in your role. And I will show up for you. Life happens! You don't need to justify to me why you need a day off.
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    Font - Adam Grant @AdamMGrant The holidays shouldn't be a time to recharge. They should be a time to celebrate. If work is exhausting people to the point that they're using their time off to recover, you might have a burnout culture. A healthy organization doesn't leave people drained in the first place.
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    World - Yugopnik @yugopnik Calling this generation soft or weak because they are actually quitting toxic jobs was always hilarious to me. How is staying and licking your boss's boots every day for the rest of your life a show of courage exactly? 5:33 PM 12/6/21 - Twitter Web App 15.5K Retweets 331 Quote Tweets 93.1K Likes
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    Rectangle - NOT A WOLF @SICKOFWOLVES OH BOY I AM SO BUSY *** I AM RUNNING ALL OVER THE PLACE I BARELY SLEEP SOCIETY'S FETISHIZATION OF BEING OVERWORKED IS PERPETUATED BY BOSSES TRYING TO MAKE YOU FEEL GUILTY FOR ENJOYING YOUR OWN FREE TIME COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE!!!
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    Organism - Dan Price @DanPriceSeattle Sending your employees back to the office when gas, food, child care, pet care, etc are all through the roof - and not giving them a raise - after they spent 2 years doing the job just as well from home is a great way to tell your employees you don't care about them
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    Font - Looking for the Perfect Candidate? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. No, seriously You are? Hiring used to take 3 days, now it takes 3 months. Great candidates are turning down your jobs because hiring is a nightmare and no one can make a frigging decision. People used the be 'teachable' and 'trainable' now they need to be ready to 'hit the ground running.' People are not perfect. They never have been. So STOP looking for PERFECT and accept the fact that humans are messy, crazy, smart,
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    Font - Letting the Cat out of the Bag Anonymous "What did you tell that man just now?" "I told him to hurry." "What right do you have to tell him to hurry?" "I pay him to hurry." "How much do you pay him?" "Four dollars a day." "Where do you get the money?" "I sell products." "Who makes the products?" "He does." "How many products does he make in a day?" "Ten dollars' worth." "Then, instead of you paying him, he pays you $6 a day to stand aroun and tell him to hurry." "Well, but I own the machin
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    Font - No Time Off Requests will be accepted from November 20, 2021 until January 2, 2022 OOF. Here's the thing: your employees do not owe you every waking minute of every day. You are not entitled to all of their time because you are their employer. This is why the term "requesting off" annoys me so much. I'm not making a request, I am notifying YOU that I am not available to work those days. The reason for my day(s) off doesn't matter, my job is not my entire life. If I want to take days and s
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