'Chase, paint me like one of your French bulldogs': Dad unlocks new parenting hack by retelling his favorite movie plots, but with 'Paw Patrol' characters

Sometimes you have to get creative so you don't lose your mind as a parent. Comedian and dad, Topher Harless recently unlocked a new parenting hack that is entertaining not only his son, but himself, mom, and all the TikTok viewers who are now part of this epic story time. His trick? Well, his son is currently obsessed with Paw Patrol and wants to only hear stories about them. So Topher takes plots from some of his favorite movies and retells them for story time, but he changes all the characters to be characters from Paw Patrol. It's simply brilliant!

Posted by Elna McHilderson

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Paw Patrol meets The Matrix

"Chase is a regular guy and he worked at this regular job. Then one day at work, he gets a phone call and there's a person on the phone who says, 'people are coming to get you.' And Chase is like, 'what? They are people coming to get me??' Turns out Rocky is guiding him, going up and down the aisle, telling him how to escape. Sky, who's wearing these sunglasses, finds him and brings Chase to meet up with Rocky. And Rocky's like, 'the world you know isn't real. You can either take a blue pill or red pill.' Chase is all like, 'what?' He decides to take… the red pill. When he takes that pill, Chase wakes up, and the entire time he's been inside of a computer, and he was just a player in a computer game.

Rocky is like, 'I think you're the one.' You know what the one is? He's the one puppy who can sav eall of… Adventure Bay. 'You're the only one who can save Adventure Bay!' Chase is like, 'I don't think I'm the one.' And he sees this other little dog, Marshall, bend a spoon, and he's like, 'what was that?' And it's crazy, bending the spoon with his mind, and Chase is like, 'Is this even real?' Rocky ends up getting kidnapped and Chase goes to save him. Chase is working with Everest. All of a sudden, Chase realizes that he IS the one. And he does this whole thing where these people start shooting puppy trees at him. He's like, *whooooosh* and Chase avoids all these puppy treats that just fly by his head. He ends up fighting and he wins because he's the one that can save all of Adventure Bay. The end."

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Paw Patrol meets Pretty Woman

"You know the stores that make doggy toys? Chase is really good at buying up those stores that make dogs doggytoys and selling those stores in smaller pieces. One day, Chase is in his cop car, and he's driving down and he sees Sky. You know how puppies do like, tricks where they jump up in the air and walk and stuff? Well, Sky is really good at doing tricks. He goes up to sky, he pulls his car over, and he says, 'Do you want to come and spend one day with me?Just one night and doing your tricks?' And Sky says, yeah. She drives his car home. They end up having a very fun night together. Chase is like, 'Sky, why don't you come with me to different events? We can hang out all the time.' And Sky's like, 'that sounds great.' He's like, 'but you can't come with me without a very shiny dog collar.' He tells Scott she should go to a pet shop and get a new collar.

Katie is working at the pet shop and Katie is so rude to Sky. She sees Sky and Sky's all dirty from playing in the mind. And she's like, 'we don't serve your kind here.' And Sky is so upset. And then Chase is like, 'I don't think so.' He shows up at this pet shop, 'here's my credit card!' Sky's like, 'I would have bought all this stuff, but now I'm not going to buy any stuff from you.' And she gets the nicest collars from all over town, and she makes Katie feel very bad for how she acted.
The two of them get along really, really well. Sky keeps being a better and better friend to Chase. And Chase decides that he's no longer going to buy all these dog toy stores and break them up. Instead, he's going to help these dog toy stores be successful. So he ends up going and picking up Sky and they all live happily ever after…"

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Paw Patrol meets Star Wars

Chase lives at home with his family, and he works on their farm. He really wants to go to college, but his family is like, 'no, you're not ready to go to college yet.' And Chase is like, 'but I want to go.' Now, remember the Robodog from Paw patrol? This guy is selling a robodog and chase and his family buys Robodog. As Chase is cleaning robotog, all of a sudden, a video pops up on Robodog and it was Sky in the video. The video says, 'Marshall, we need you. You are our only hope.' He's like, 'I don't know who Marshall is, but there's old man Marsh, and he lives down the road. We can go see him.' He and Robodog visit old man Marsh and he's like, 'who are you?' And old man Marsh is like, 'no one's called me Marshall in a long time.' And then he finds out old man Marshall has his father's old grapplegun, the policecar grapple gun. And he pulls it out in his bright blue, and it's shiny… 'Why don't you help me get Sky?' He's like, 'sorry, I got to go work on the farm.' He goes back to the farm, and his family's gone! They've all gone on… Vacation.Yeah, they're completely safe and on a vacation for sure... He's like, 'I guess I can go on this trip with you old man Marshall.'

The two of them meet this scruffy headed face guy named Rocky. They get in Rocky's car, and they head all the way over to Sky to try to help her. But you know what happens when they try to rescue her? They run into Tracker, and tracker is evil. He has his own grapple gun, and it's bright red. Old man Marshall fights tracker, the redgrapple gun against the blue grapple gun.They have a big battle.The red grapple gun touches old man Marshall, and guess what happens! Old man Marshall disappears.Just disappears, and he's gone. And Chase is like, 'nooooooooo!' All of these Australians are with Tracker, and they're all trying to use their weapons to try to stop Chase from leaving. Chase and Rocky and Robodog, they all escape in the ship… There's more to this story, but I'm just going to leave it at that…"

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Paw Patrol meets Titanic

"Mayor Humdinger decides that he he's going to build a boat. This is going to be the biggest, nicest boat that anyone's ever seen.One day, Chase is playing cards with some friends, and he gets a ticket to this awesome Paw Patrol boat. Bass gets a ticket on that boat. One day he meets sky. Sky is in a really bad relationship with this guy named Marshall. He doesn't treat her really well, but Marshall is really wealthy. Chase is, like, very much a poor puppy. Long story short, they start hanging out a lot on the boat.They go to the front of the boat, and Chase is like, 'I'm King of the Pups!' And they get really, really close. You know what Chase is really good at? Finger painting… Like paw painting. Sky wants him to do some paw painting for her. She's like, 'Chase, paint me like one of your French bulldogs.' And so he does paw printing of a Sky. One night, Rocky is steering the ship and there's a big iceberg out in the middle of the water. He doesn't see the iceberg until it's too late, and the boat tries to turn in time. But the side of the Paw Patrol boat scratches up against the giant iceberg. Water starts to fill into the Paw Patrol boat. Mayor Humding messed it up again. The boat starts to sink.

You know, all of Humdingers cats? They're all singing 'Pup Pup Boogie' the whole time, just on repeat. They're singing 'Pup Pup Boogie while' the ship is sinking. They start to disperse at one point, and there's this really emotional moment where they start to go, and one of the cats keeps singing 'Pup Pup Boogie,' and the other cats are like, 'why are you still singing 'Pup Pup Boogie?' And he's like, 'just go' and they're like, 'no, if you're singing 'Pup Pup Boogie' we're all singing 'Pup Pup Boogie.' And they all keep singing 'Pup Pup Boogie' and they go down while singing and it is very sad.

The boat sinks.They both make it, and they're in the water. But the water is freezing. One of Rocky's recycled pieces of wood is floating. So Chase and Sky try to climb onto it, but Chase falls off. Chase is like, 'no, you stay on the piece of wood and float. I'll just hang here.' And Sky's weirdly okay with that. They don't, like, try more than once to get Chase on the wood with them. Oh, no. Chase just hangs and doggy paddles, and Chase kind of… Goes on a vacation… And then the rescue boat show up. You know those whistles that only dogs can hear? Thankfully, she had one of those whistles, and she blew it. And the rescue pups found her in the water, and they pulled her in. Chase went on a vacation underwater for a while.. Scuba diving. Yeah, he went scuba diving for sure. Sky survives, and she drops one of her puptreats, it's made of crystals, into the ocean. I'm still not entirely sure why she threw it in the ocean, but that's how the story ends."

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