'You must within 2 days minimum': Neighbor's demand that woman remove fake plants from her porch goes viral

It's one thing to send your neighbor a rambling letter demanding they cease something you don't want them to do—that alone takes a certain level of unhinged behavior. But, when that letter is written so poorly that parts are almost incomprehensible, it takes the whole thing to another level. It's like getting into an argument on the internet; if you cannot adequately and accurately express yourself with your writing, you will be torn apart based on that alone.

Why on earth is this neighbor so riled up in the first place? I wouldn't consider myself to be a member of the “Fake Plants Fan Club"—let's be honest, they can look incredibly tacky—but I can't imagine getting this worked up about a fake plant on someone else's doorstep, especially since this offending “plant” was natural enough that the upset neighbor didn't even initially notice. 

Keep reading to see the entirety of this lovely note; A transcription along with screenshots, photos, and the internet's reactions are below. 

For more, check out this neighbor who insisted a guy was responsible for their kid's medical bills after the kid hurt themselves in the guy's driveway.

_{via u/HedgehogSmoothie}

_{Dear —————
It has come to our attention to our residents of ——————— that
the potted plants outside of your porch are not real and decoration.
This will reflect extremely poorly to our houses and other
constitencies in the area who have real plants who might wish to sell
there homes one day, and buyers running away when they saw your
plants. Earlier this week, myself and 14 other neighbors (including
the state enviroment official) have held a group meeting to discuss
the appropriate action necessary to solve this issue.}
 

_{As of this writing, we have decided to grant to you 2 days to remove
the selected plants from your porch. IF you chose to not correspond,
there might be an official action taken that will include the police
called to write an lawsuit, or the flowery being removed and
discarded of quite immediately. You must within 2 days minimum.
Note: We have chose to make this letter anonymous to protect our
legal right, and to grand you the same legal opportunities.} 

_{Thank you,}