If you love having pee on your floor, chew marks on all your shoes, and a two-year migraine, then get a puppy.
Man's best friend isn't born being man's best friend. They start as adorable, demonic, little mofos with needle teeth, poor bladder control, and a hankering for destruction. Although they are cute, don't be fooled, puppies steal your heart and then shortly after, they steal your sanity.
During the pandemic, a lot of people started working from home and decided that they finally had time to get the puppy they always wanted. Since not everyone is Cesar Milan, that resulted in a flood of bad puppy videos and a strong collective memory of the puppies that destroyed the homes and well-being of their owners.
Obviously, puppies aren't all bad. There is a reason that we love them anyways despite their bad behavior. They're just so dang cute on their wobbly legs with their porky tummies and puppy breath. Regardless of the following videos, you're still going to wish you had one.
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