A Concise Collection Of Blunt Birthday Cake Messages To Kick Off The Week Sweet And Strong

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  • 01
    Food - 22 Sorry for unintentionally homewrecking your relationship
  • 02
    Food - pa I don't know when it became trendy to read books but I'm really annoyed that reading during recesss used to be considered nerdy and I think we should gatekeep reading
  • 03
    Food - Congrats on successfully finding out who he is dating now through his Venmo transactions
  • 04
    Food - 226 I'm going to wish you a happy birthday just to see if you'd be interested in hooking up again
  • 05
    Dishware - Bel Congrats on getting out of bed today
  • 06
    Food - L Sorry I hooked up with your brother
  • 07
    Food - Just to be transparent: I'm going to turn my location off tonight
  • 08
    Food - My love language is gifts
  • 09
    Food - l You are a grown man please do not ask me for my snapchat
  • 10
    Dishware - 220 Sorry I asked you what time you were born at the club

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