Twitter Thread: Fussy And Spoiled Cats Fooling Their 'Experienced' Owners

Life with cats… is not nearly as easy as some people think it is. You may think that cat ownership is just about giving them food and water and cleaning their litter box, but no. Cats… cats are criminals at heart. They do what they want when they want, and they use their innocent appearance to fool us into letting them commit their crimes. You think we're kidding? We're not. Have you not seen that story about the cats who locked their humans out of the bathroom and caused chaos? Or the one about the cat who robbed a supermarket and stole 3 sausages? Straight up criminals. 

It doesn't matter how long you've had cats or how experienced of a cat owner you are, your cats will fool you. And it's true that, most times, it would just be little things - like continuously tricking you into thinking that they're into the new food that you bought them - but those things would be hella annoying too lol.

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    Font - Lisa @GlitterMagpie I've grown up with cats, had them all my life. Would describe myself as an experienced cat owner, but sometimes I still fall for their shit. Tried a new catfood and they loved it so I bought a massive box. We all know how this ended 9:22 PM - Sep 1, 2022 - Twitter for Android 707 Retweets 126 Quote Tweets 18.5K Likes MUA
    via @GlitterMagpie

    We truly don't understand why they would do this. The only possible explanation for why they keep fooling us into buying ridiculous quantities of food that they have no interest in is their unbidden desire for chaos. Nothing else explains it! And yet, despite knowing this, we fall for it every single time. 

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    Font - Sarah Tankard @TankardSarah Replying to @GlitterMagpie_ We adopted an 18 year old blind cat who had been living on the streets. When she stopped eating we thought she was ill, but no, just the wrong flavour of Lily's Kitchen trays. Only fish was acceptable. 11:34 AM - Sep 2, 2022. Twitter for iPad
    via @TankardSarah

    It doesn't matter the condition, okay? Blind, super senior, stray… a cat is a cat, and a cat will demand purrfection from you. It's our own fault for being so friggin' whipped for them. We don't have to cave to their demands. But we do. Every time. Because we really are that whipped.

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    Product - Nicola @nicola_writes Replying to @GlitterMagpie_and @vic15 I found this, it fed my cat for three months, now he won't eat the cheap stuff any more PERFECT FIT PERFECT FIT HMA 12x85g DEVELOPED WITH VETERINARIANS FROM THE VALTRAM CENTRE FOR PET NETTON Unopened, expensive 12x85 cat food going free. (My cat is annoyed P that I bought the wrong sort for her) DEVELOPED WITH VETERINARIANS FROM THE WEALTHAM CENTRE FOR PET MURITION" ... 12x85g DEVELOPED WITH VETERINARIANS FROM THE WALTHAN CENT
    via @nicola_writes
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    Brown - gadgie @gadgie3 Replying to @GlitterMagpie_ A small sample of the range we have to keep & alternate for him. Need 2nd mortgage to pay for the guilt trip. He's laughing at us...... DUO Doubly Doppelt fucou LECKER Duble Délicieux OUKER DUOS Sheba state Whiska years whiskas VNIVE
    via @gadgie3
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    Font - Paul Godden @GreenManOfKent Replying to @GlitterMagpie_ Tell me about it. The vet wants Ilsa on renal food. She was happily eating the samples. Bought her two boxes (£40) and she won't touch it. Nor the Applaws tins, stocked up in the larder like I'm preparing for Armageddon. Just wants the Sheba tray at the moment, but not the pâté. 11:22 AM - Sep 2, 2022 - Twitter for iPhone
    via @GreenManOfKent
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    Font - Binkiemma @binkiemma Replying to @GlitterMagpie_ I have so many cat beds yet my little monster has taken to sleeping on the bathmat in our upstairs toilet. So, she's not only ungrateful but a nighttime trip hazard. Yet still tomoz in Aldi middle aisle I'll no doubt come home with some unwanted cat crap for her to shun. 10:01 PM - Sep 2, 2022 - Twitter for Android
    via @binkiemma
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    Product - Lisa @GlitterMagpie_ Replying to @binkiemma Oh yes. I have many, many unused beds. This one prefered a pan 10:10 PM - Sep 2, 2022 - Twitter for Android 2151 ...
    via @GlitterMagpie_
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    Font - Mike Batho @BathoMike ... Replying to @GlitterMagpie_ ... and the occasional moment of solidarity when you're in the supermarkets, staring at reduced catfud stocks, down to a single variety, and your eyes meet a total stranger's in a glance that says "No, ours won't eat this either" 12:26 PM - Sep 2, 2022 - Twitter for Android
    via @BathoMike
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    Font - Katyw @w_katy Replying to @GlitterMagpie_ I'm hoping they at least played with the big box it came in. 5:02 PM - Sep 2, 2022. Twitter for iPhone
    via @w_katy
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    Wood - Lisa @GlitterMagpie Replying to @w_katy They do love a box 5:31 PM - Sep 2, 2022 Twitter for Android TABLE RANGE PACK THE CITH ASSIC STRAAME
    via @GlitterMagpie
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    Font - Alanna @lanajay Replying to @GlitterMagpie_ I've got one who fights me for Chinese takeaways & burgers as well as taking cheese from me - he'll eat literally anything!!!! Ice cream has recently been added to the list! 5:59 PM - Sep 2, 2022. Twitter for iPhone
    via @lanajay
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    Font - Lisa W @GlitterMagpie_ Replying to @lanajay One of mine is like this. He pinched a green been off my plate last week and ate it. Little weirdo 6:06 PM - Sep 2, 2022 - Twitter for Android
    via @GlitterMagpie_
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    Font - Marie Robson @MRobson8 Replying to @GlitterMagpie_ Don't we? Doesn't matter how experienced a cat owner you are, the hope that you have cracked it with the food trips you up every time 5:12 PM - Sep 2, 2022 - Twitter Web App
    via @MRobson8
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    Rectangle - Lisa @GlitterMagpie_ Replying to @MRobson8 I think they do it just to stop me getting smug 5:30 PM - Sep 2, 2022 - Twitter for Android
    via @GlitterMagpie_

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