I was never a person of the horse girl experience. That might come as a surprise because I grew up in Texas and everybody know that kids in Texas ride horses and cattle to school. But alas, I could never muster the earnestness and sensitivity that lives inside the heart of every horse girl.
Horse girls are a social category that extends through the generations. Every one of us, no matter our age, definitely went to elementary school with a girl who loved horses and could not properly socialize about anything else. It is a unique brand of social awkwardness that must be protected at all costs.
In my ideal society, horse girls would control the entire agricultural industry. They would whisper secrets to the horses that would change the trajectory of the harvest for the next thousand years. Unfortunately, horse girls will probably always only have a modicum of environmental power, and will never herd stampedes of stallions across the North American continent. If the thought of that deeply upsets you as it does me, have no fear! The following memes will lessen your suffering on behalf of the horse girl community.