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    Font - ipecacandcivetoil so many gifs of ostriches doing their mating dance for humans but did u know they actually did a study on this and ostriches repeatedly found humans more attractive than other ostriches yes ostrich farmers have trouble setting up their ostriches with each other because they're just not interested, they want their farmers instead it's incredible ipecacandcivetoil also, ostriches show notable sexual preference some male ostriches will only display for male humans, some wil

    We didn't think that we would start the morning off feeling strangely inspired by the fact that ostriches are attracted to human beings. It's a weird boost of confidence. Makes us believe that there is someone out there for everyone and that being with someone different than you can be a beautiful - if slightly weird - thing. 

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    Font - paulinqe the thicker your thighs are the more kittens can lay on your lap lettersfromeleanorrigby This is the body positivity post I've been waiting for. bladethatwasbroken *slaps thighs* these bad boys can hold up to 20 kittens

    And yet another dose of inspiration for y'all. That's one argument that no one can go against. The bigger the thighs, the more kittens you could fit on them, and that is a positive thing with absolutely no downsides. So, sit down, moosh yo thighs, and bring on the friggin' kittens, because we're ready to smile. 

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    Font - abloodymess that tree isn't high enough stupid! taschaface He's so sleepy he doesn't even care. <3 adriofthedead me as a bat ecdysozoa I'm in love with this bat xekstrin "fuck it, good enough." Source: baturday #he is trying his best #important bats 343,231 notes 17
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    Font - iyamifucker Follow You've heard of golden retriever boyfriend, get ready for opossum boyfriend: lives in the trash. Will eat anything. Looks like he bites. You're pretty sure he faked his death at least once. #silly #text post tag 544 notes ↑ D tl 3
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    Font - DEEPO microsoftmail please bonerfart where is deepo. where is my beautiful son deepo. Deepos Hideaway misskittyfantastico Okay guys, let me tell you about Deepo, the mascot of the Georgia Aquarium. For years, I thought Deepo was a Finding Nemo knockoff as well. And he might be that still. But then one year on my birthday (because you get into the GA Aquarium for free on your birthday and it's rad as fuck), I actually sat down and watched the cheesy 4D movie they have with Deepo and Friend
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    Font - reggiemess Follow I love it when dogs try to help but the task at hand requires zero dogs so they just kinda stand in front of you and look serious. twitchytyrant Follow middle aged men do this too 148,012 notes ㅇ 다티 -I
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    Font - Most depressed characters dykals Follow Rank 1 2 Average rating 94.0 93.5 Number of raters 22 24 Name Squidward Tentacles (SpongeBob SquarePants) Shinji Ikari (Neon Genesis Evangelion) can't believe shinji got beat out by a honest to god squid mugenfinder Follow Fastfood workers carry more weight in society than any giant robot.
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    Font - norma1-people-sxare-me A group of rough looking boys walked past me today and all I heard of their conversation was "he's got that anxiety disorder bro so I went with him so he'd be more comfortable" and it made me realise the world isn't all that bad fitzefitcher #this is team skull its-just-a-phage The pet store I worked at had a pen with rabbits near the front door. On every side of the pen were huge signs saying "You can pet me, but don't pick me up!" AW One day two absolutely huge gu
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    Giraffe - timeandspaceismything vincentvangaylord grandkanye imagine if giraffes had 2 legs That just looks like the front view of a giraffe. oh well excuse me princess do u need a fuckin sideview of it prancing through nature
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    Font - penicillium-pusher Follow me? I'm a simply guy, I see a pigeon with even the slightest difference in color or pattern than the average pigeon, and I say "wow look at that pigeon!" it's just who I am mood-river Charles Darwin made this post penicillium-pusher Follow this is the funniest goddamn reply
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    Font - twinkrespecter Follow y'all like to make fun of men having pictures with the fishes they caught on tinder but for me that's hot as fuck. It tells me he has a hobby, leaves the house at least sometimes, has a friend that takes a picture of him, and most importantly, that he has killed. absolute panty dropper fluffwolf101 Follow This guy just wants to fuck people's dads... twinkrespecter Follow this post was tagged with countless amounts of anime boyfriends and other assorted blorbos from s
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    Font - sixpenceee A scaleless snake. They're scaleless as a result of a mutation. amayavittori I feel like I'm seeing something that I shouldn't have the ability to perceive cantapermeadio He nakey, lewd noodle. A lewdle if you will celtic-pyro He looks like a snake-shaped sphinx cat.

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