Detective Memes & Tweets That Poke Fun at a Whole Damn Genre

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    Organism - THUG LIGE Goats? @Gooooats 1940s Detective: It was a hot night in the city of angels when a leggy blond walked into my office. She had 13, maybe 14 legs. Way too many. 10:35 AM 05 Jun 17. Twitter Web Client
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    Cat - memes i wish i could tag my.... 22h Detective Mittens investigates who could have knocked the TV over
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    Font - Mat @MatCro GF: I'm sick of you pretending you're a detective. We should split up ME: Good idea. We can cover more ground that way. 26/07/2015 14:11 2,056 RETWEETS 2,932 FAVOURITES
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    Font - An English Human @English_Channel [insect crime scene] ant detective: do you have any suspects? ant detective2: no, but I'm starting with that nervous tick 10:45 AM 2020-09-06 Twitter for iPhone ... .
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    Font - Purrlock Holmes here to investigate why the food bowl is half empty
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    Font - rainstormdragon Follow Jesus Lizard Superstar @acekatana ⠀ "I had six shots in me. Two were bourbon. Three were Pfizer. One was a .38 slug that the doc never bothered to fish out of my shoulder. And on a night like this I was feeling all of em." btwxsixesandsevens Follow the Noir possibilities in this being your opening line are unmatched.
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    Font - The Late Innings @thelateinnings i tried to write a detective novel but i had to keep adding more chapters at the end because the guy still couldn't figure out who the killer was 1:13 PM 2020-09-05 Twitter for iPhone 79 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 246 Likes ...
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    Font - your bff alex @psybermonkey Her: I want you to kill my ex but make it seem like an accident Me: say no more [Later] Detective: looks like the killer beat him to death with a crowbar and then placed a banana peel by his feet
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    Organism - tatum @50FirstTates detective: do u understand what ur being accused of? me: can u break it down for me detective: *lacing up dancing shoes* absofuckinglutely 11:11 AM - 2020-08-27 Twitter Web App ...
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    Font - Patches @mostly_cheese OFFICER: the victims were dismembered and sacrificed on an altar made of antlers DETECTIVE: dear god OFFICER: most likely yes
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    Organism - The Mice Storm @themicestorm Why does the main character in nearly every novel have a name that sounds completely over-the-top and fake? Ben Steele, Amaretto Worthington, Constance Aldeberon? Why can't the hard-boiled detective just be a Bob Felsburg? 1:18 PM - 10/16/20 Twitter Web App
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