Memes That May Help You Dominate The Day

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Emmy Pratt • Senior Editor
Dec 15, 2022 6:00 PM EST

Not to be corny, but I have an incredibly corny story about a high school teacher who always told us to "dominate the day." He was my world history teacher and a football coach, usually a red flag. If you've never been to a school with incompetent coach teachers who were unnecessarily cruel to unathletic children, I'm guessing you're not from the South. This guy was not like that at all and was kind to all of the students in his class. He asked a "Question of the Day" every day to get to know the students better. I don't know of any other teacher that would assign a class to write a parody of Africa by Toto to comment on African imperialism. He proved that you could be funny, a good teacher, athletic, and not cruel to unathletic children. A real renaissance man, as it were. 

This coach always told me to dominate the day, so I'll ask you to do just that. The day has no power over you: it's all yours to dominate!

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    Font - Jason Weight @aJasonWeight Gym employee: -and here's your membership card. Me: So we fight here? GE: What? Me: I fight you and get your gym's badge. So you want me to defeat you in your office or- GE: Oh, ha! I think you might be confused (turns baseball cap around) for it is you who will taste defeat 5:59 PM 6/20/19 Twitter Web App
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    Font - MehGyver @TheAndrewNadeau The size of the gates in Jurassic Park suggests they were always planning on letting the dinosaurs out.
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    Font - Walking NPR @WalkingNPR 6 yo, unsuspecting: How many minutes are in one year? Me, A musical theater nerd who came of age in the 90s: My moment has arrived..... 9:14 PM 8/14/22 Twitter Web App 405 Retweets 75 Quote Tweets 6,493 Likes
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    Ecoregion - Gators Daily @Gators Daily this is bob and he was born without a tail he was given thick cheeks instead
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    Font - Woman in greece minding their own business And then along came zeus
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    Hair - No refit? Admiral, I don't understand! The Enterprise... Jim, the Enterprise is over twenty-five years old. We feel her day is over.
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    Cartoon - JL у THIS ISN'T THE TIME FOR JOKES YES IT ISA
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    World - trash jones @jzux (chef rear ending you with his car) BEHIND 9:08 AM 8/7/22 Twitter for iPhone 3,628 Retweets 110 Quote Tweets 43.6K Likes 22 PLF Justin TnF SOON SOON SCamp SOON So....9h Replying to @jzux (Server giving directions to the nearest gas station) CORNER 123 Mychal Earl Guzman @mychaleg. 7h Replying to @jzux (Losing a fistfight) I NEED HANDS 239 22 289
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  • Updated December 14, 2022

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