10 Top Trending Tinder Moments From the Gladiatorial Arena of Online Dating
Welcome to this week's 'Top Tinder Moments' a collection of the hottest things this week in online dating. It's a brutal and unforgiving landscape out there in the gladiatorial arena of online dating and if you dare to enter you probably won't be coming out in one piece. Enter wearily lest ye find yourself pitted up against the "Raging Gym Bro of Gaul" or find yourself in the hands of one of the dreaded "Free Food Sirens" who just want you to take them on a date to save having to feed themselves for one solitary evening. Alright, so, we totally crossed over from Hollywood's idea of Rome to Greek mythology there, but I'm just hoping you'll ignore that fact and roll with it.
Scroll on and don't be frightened by these feral beasts, though you should tread with caution.
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"Ah yes. Normal requirements."
"I can give her 8 inches, In two instalments." -Force_Loud
"Now you're just humble-bragging." - Equivalent_Reason582
"She'd date a rich giant cockroach then." -NestleVera
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"guess being a 26 year old sophomore should be embarrassing lol."
"Just got my associates at 30. F*#k em." -cam_huskers
"There is nothing embarrassing about being 26 and a sophomore. I'm 24 and a freshman. Honestly going to college a little later for me has been better because I'm more focused and want to learn." -TheODPrinterguy
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"This is why I’m still single. His name is Adam."
"Did you copy and paste the same message to a bunch of people you didn't respond to and then forget to change it to the correct name?" - RockLobster218
"I genuinely didn't. It was a unique message for this guy. I just put the wrong name." - malibustacy726
"Back in the day I went to a girls house and her mom answered the door and I asked if the wrong girl was home. So that was fun." - nomadofwaves
"Well you ignored him for weeks then messed up his name lol." - BigRed323
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"Cannot tell if green flag or red."
"100% would date." -AnywhereBeautiful340
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"Am I tripping, or is this double standards? ??"
"Nope out of there friend." - ApexAquilas
"Yeah. I got a friend who gave his gf his car and he pays the insurance plus he buys everything when they go out cos she spends all her money on her hobby." -EquivalentSnap
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how to message professional musicians
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I'm quite simply lost for words
"I can fix her." - LuckyBastard8484
"Famous last words." -Extra_Mail_358
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"This bio. I’ve never seen anyone ask for certain zodiac signs Or map out all their different weights they can do in certain exercises. This is a first ????"
"first time I ever seen someone post their tricep extension numbers lmao" - vorphagan
"For 6'1" and "perfect bmi", I wouldn't be sharing any of those numbers as it implies a 1RM, which would make him pretty weak for his height/weight." - ohshitidonthaveone
"Think this is the first time I've seen some bragging about 175lb bench press." - Educational_Piglet39
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"I’ve made it an intellectual conversation now, help"
"Bro, you're definitely not ready for dung beetle. She has her sh*t together." - pnwWaiter
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"Looks like you're taking over the world by yourself." - Secure-Ball7015
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