Funniest Marriage Memes We Saw This Past Week

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Mayarey
Sep 16, 2022 4:00 PM EDT

Gonna be honest, I don't really have the energy to write an intro for this list, so I'm just going to share some lovely quotes about marriage that we found on the beautiful website that is brides.com.

  1. "One of the keys to a successful marriage is separate bathrooms. When he enters my bathroom sometimes I'm like, 'Why are you in here?' And he's like, 'I live here. Can I enjoy my bathroom too?'" —Michelle Obama
  2. "Husband secretly lowers the thermostat and I secretly turn it back up. We both vehemently deny touching it. Marriage is fun." —Stephanie Ortiz
  3. "Remember that creating a successful marriage is like farming: you have to start over again every morning." —H. Jackson Brown, Jr
  4. "I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life." —Rita Rudner
  5. "You know there is a name for people who are always wrong about everything all the time... Husband!" —Bill Maher

 

That's enough for now, let's get into these marriage memes now, shall we?

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  • 01
    Font - Marriage And Martinis @MarriageMartini Today I told everyone in my household I needed time. I slept when I needed to sleep, watched Netflix, and did not do one dish or wash one item of clothing. I did nothing. And yet, this was the most productive day I've had in a long time, because it was exactly what I needed. 4:29 PM 3/7/21. Twitter for iPhone .
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  • 02
    Font - AGAKING Glory Momming Glory @momming_glory My husband and I have been happily married for 7 years. Today I discovered that he pours in milk before the cereal. I'm gonna need a minute to recover from this. >
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  • 03
    Wedding dress - Me: I do Guests: Awww Me: Or do l? Guests: Ooo00
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  • 04
    Font - One Awkward Mom @oneawkwardmom ... I asked my husband for help picking up before company gets here so naturally he's out replacing the sprinkler heads
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  • 05
    Font - THE DAD The Dad @thedad Get married and have kids so that instead of date night lasting until 2 A.M., you make an early dinner reservation to make sure you have time to stop at Costco for more toilet paper before it closes.
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  • 06
    Sky - When my husband unloads the dishwasher once < > It ain't much, but it's honest work made with mematic
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  • 07
    Font - Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal ... Marriage pro-tip: saying "let's be sure to remember..." to your spouse increases the odds you'll remember and completely absolves you of responsibility when you inevitably forget >
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  • 08
    Food - When you're trying to eat your spouse's leftovers without them noticing < J
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  • 09
    Font - Jessie @mommajessiec My husband is with me every step of the way, in life, in love, in faith, in front of the kitchen drawer I need to get to
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  • 10
    Font - Every marriage has one person who throws things out, and a garbage- > loving chaos goblin who says "But I was saving that!"
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  • 11
    Sleeve - *Puts on clothes* My wife: < Prepare to be judged @dad.wilder >
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  • 12
    Clothing - Showing my husband where we keep ziplocs after 23 years of marriage: DICKEY PADRES SAND @stellaonmymind 3.
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  • 13
    Neck - Husband mentioned us spicing things up a bit so I ordered this to go with my segsy oversized mom sweats... @markay_cunningham PRETEND I'M A JALAPENO
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  • 14
    Smile - When my husband loses 10 pounds in 4 days while it took me 2 months, running 56 miles, and deprivation of anything good, tasty, or alcoholic: Opitzzclub @THESTEPMOMMANIFESTO
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  • 15
    Font - My husband & I were doing yard work but I started a fight so I could storm off into the air conditioning
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  • 16
    Forehead - When your husband tells you he has to work late but he's bringing home food: ARA No HOOKED ON MOMICS
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