The Story Of The Criminal Cat Who Got Escorted From A Botanical Garden

You look at the little cat living in your house, and you think to yourself… ugh, so adorable, so tiny, so harmless, could never do any wrong. Such cute little creatures cannot possibly be anything but purrfect. Dogs… dogs tear everything apart, they eat everything in sight, they make a mess with their water. But cats… cats are innocent. Hahahahaha, we're kidding, of course. There are no bigger criminals in this universe than cats. Don't let how awwdorable and tiny cats are fool you. They are criminals, and they do commit real crimes.

You don't believe us? Go ahead and read the story about the cat who was on the run after robbing a supermarket and stealing precisely 3 sausages. And what about the one of the cats who locked their humans outside of the bathroom? Yes, that actually happened. Cats are nothing short of felonious, and here is some more proof.

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via @SarahMackAttack

We can only imagine how many times this must have happened with this cat for this man to reply to this question in this way. That cat must have driven them all nuts over there lol. Just give in, honestly, let the cat stay. Clearly, the cat has chosen that place, and that means that, no matter how hard you fight it, there is nothing that you can do about it.
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And yes, we do absolutely love how many people in this thread knew exactly what cat this person was talking about. And not only that, but all these people, off the cuff, had photos of the cat to add to the thread. Because obviously it was necessary to take pictures of him when they were there.
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