Do you ever sit and wonder what your cat may be thinking? They're always chilling on some high shelf or on your desk, staring off into the unknown. Are they pondering their future? Reflecting on the past? Or are they simply whispering in their head the summonings of the ancient ones?
If you've ever tried to talk to a cat using your normal speech, you can tell it gets you nowhere. However, if you speak the language of their summoning, the psspsspss, you will call fourth a beast so obedient, so wild, and so supremely feline. You now have the power to recall your cat from any location, snapping them out of their trance and drawing them towards you.
Your cat will be more surprised to hear the voice of their ancient tongue as you finally realize the depth of their intrinsic thoughts while sitting up in their high castle. Call them. Summon them. Become one with your cat.
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