Fresh Tweets We Lovingly Collected From the Bird App (September 25, 2022)

Happy Sunday, freaks. Does anyone else feel the "Sunday Scaries" looming over their shoulder? I'd like to say it "couldn't be me," but alas. Even when your job consists of staring at funny internet things, Monday isn't exactly a day I look forward to. Just an hour before I started typing this I was flabbergasted by the fact that it was already Sunday. Saturday was a blur of near-comatose recovery from the hell of the week before. Time flies when you're beaten down by existence. Anyway. If you, too, have felt disconnected from the world, we've got a bit of a solution. While we can't bring you more hours to do stuff with your loved ones, we can catch you up on what has been going on in the Twitterverse over the last few days. Funny jokes. Cute animals. You know, the usual. They may not be the world's best tweets, but they will probably bring a smile to your face. And they certainly beat waiting in dread for that 6:00 AM alarm tomorrow.

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